Mother Knows Best (D.O.D.)
Kapok:Welcome back. It's intro time!
Meteorshower:What are you doing?
Jellyfish:We needed a new intro.
Spiral:Yo yo yo. Who's suggestion was this Kapok?
Kapok:It was the one, the only DragonsnNinjas!
Meteorshower:Guys our intro was fine. If anything we could have spent more time COMING UP WITH A GOOD INTRO IDEA!
Jellyfish:Ain't nobody got time for that!
Spiral:She just quoted a dead meme from 2017!
Meteorshower:Actually that was first aired on April 8, 2012.
Spiral:.........
Jellyfish:...........
Kapok:...........
Kapok:You ruined the intro!
*Players appear*
Kapok:Glory.
Glory:Why me?
Jellyfish:This may be a shock, but Meteorshower has come up with a way to find out who your Mom is.
Glory:What?
Clay:I know who my Mom is! She hates me! She also sold me for a cow! Why do I sound so excited about that?
Starflight:You're just denying the fact that you're upset.
Clay:Hello darkness my old friend........
Sunny:Be happy Clay!
Tsunami:I know who my Mom is because I'm a princess.
Sunny:Me too!
Glory:I'm the queen of two tribes!
Tsunami:.............
Tsunami:Let's just get on with that DNA Mom test thing.
Meteorshower:First I will need a single scale.
Spiral:*Takes a scale off of Glory*
Glory:Ow!
Spiral:*Puts scale in a beaker*
Meteorshower:Now I will need a single tear from Glory.
Kapok:*Gets vial*
Jellyfish:*Gets onions*
Spiral:*Cuts up onions*
Glory:*Cries a single tear*
Kapok:Got it. *Adds it to the beaker with the single scale from Glory*
Meteorshower:Excellent. Now I need Glory to flap one of her wings over the beaker.
Glory:*Flaps one of her wings over the beaker*
Meteorshower:*Puts the contents of the beaker into a blender* All I need to do is mix the contents together and I will be able to figure out who your Mother is.
Jellyfish:Who is it?
Kapok:Tell us!
Glory:Who didn't even notice I was missing when my egg got stolen!
Meteorshower:It's.........it's.........
Tsunami:Spit it out!
Meteorshower:It's Kestrel!
Glory:WHAT?
Starflight:Well that just happened.
Sunny:Okay then.
Clay:I'm hungry.
Tsunami:*Laughing on the floor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KESTREL'S YOUR MOM!
Glory:That's impossible!
Kapok:Okay.
Glory:Are you being sarcastic or agreeing that it's impossible?
Kapok:Exactly.
Glory:You know that this makes Kestrel your Grandmother?
Kapok:We lied! She isn't your Mom! I'm not related to her!
Spiral:Way to keep your cool Kapok.
Meteorshower:At least Jellyfish didn't spoil it.
Jellyfish:Hey!
Kapok:Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
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