Ice and Sand Apparently Equals Kissing (J.W.)

Kapok:A big thanks to SnowyHeart171 for this suggestion.

Spiral:If you couldn't guess from the title Winter and Qibli are kissing today, again. 

Meteorshower:I kind of feel like this book has just turned into a PG13 Qinter story.

Jellyfish:Preach.

*Winter and Qibli appear*

Spiral:We really don't need the others for this.

Kapok:You two are doing seven minutes in heaven. Have fun.

Winter:............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Okay.

Hosts:*Stare expectantly*

Qibli:Aren't you guys going to put us in a closet or something?

Jellyfish:Nah I want some fluff.

Qibli:Alright then. Before we start I have a question for you Winter.

Winter:What? I'm guessing that this is going to be something incredibly stupid and I will want to slap you.

Qibli:I have these two new chapsticks and you are the person you're kissing each put on one flavor. That way when your lips lock it tastes good. It's also fun. I have a strawberry and banana, but I also have a pineapple and coconut if we want to be a bit more daring.

Spiral:Oh my gosh Winter can see the future!

Meteorshower:We should try that some time Spiral. *Gets smacked by the female hosts*

Meteorshower:OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! It was just a suggestion.

Spiral:One that I'm shooting down. If you bring it up one more time I might just shoot you too.

Meteorshower:...........I don't feel safe.

Winter:I'll be pineapple, because I like being overpowering.

Qibli:Oof. I personally found the banana one quite apPEALing!

Spiral:Bananas are super bland.

Kapok:Number one, you take that back you spawn of Morrowseer!

Spiral:Ouch.

Kapok:Number two. Stop saying that word.

Meteorshower:What word? Banana? What's wrong with that?

Jellyfish:*Casually having a seizure*

Winter and Qibli:*Applying lipstick before proceeding to make out*

Hosts:*Ignoring the cuteness behind them*

Spiral:Why doesn't Jellyfish like the word banana?

Kapok:Stop saying that word!

Spiral:BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA!

Jellyfish:*Trigged* *Is now wearing a banana costume* I'm a banana! I'm a banana!

Meteorshower:Oh my gosh it's horrifying!

Spiral:It's even worse then the original!

Jellyfish:*Throwing confetti and singing*

Winter and Qibli:*Making out way too much for just friends*

Meteorshower:Oh yeah. You're time's up.

Qibli:*Gets down on one knee*Don't question the logic here! Winter I have something to ask you.

Winter:*Tears in the corners of his eyes* Oh my gosh! He's proposing!

Qibli:What? No I just needed to tie my shoe. I wanted to know if I could have my chapstick back. We're not even dating!

Winter:You're not even wearing shoes! Nothing here makes sense.

Kapok:I'm going to go like drown now or something.


Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top