Ice and Sand Apparently Equals Kissing (J.W.)
Kapok:A big thanks to SnowyHeart171 for this suggestion.
Spiral:If you couldn't guess from the title Winter and Qibli are kissing today, again.
Meteorshower:I kind of feel like this book has just turned into a PG13 Qinter story.
Jellyfish:Preach.
*Winter and Qibli appear*
Spiral:We really don't need the others for this.
Kapok:You two are doing seven minutes in heaven. Have fun.
Winter:............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Okay.
Hosts:*Stare expectantly*
Qibli:Aren't you guys going to put us in a closet or something?
Jellyfish:Nah I want some fluff.
Qibli:Alright then. Before we start I have a question for you Winter.
Winter:What? I'm guessing that this is going to be something incredibly stupid and I will want to slap you.
Qibli:I have these two new chapsticks and you are the person you're kissing each put on one flavor. That way when your lips lock it tastes good. It's also fun. I have a strawberry and banana, but I also have a pineapple and coconut if we want to be a bit more daring.
Spiral:Oh my gosh Winter can see the future!
Meteorshower:We should try that some time Spiral. *Gets smacked by the female hosts*
Meteorshower:OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! It was just a suggestion.
Spiral:One that I'm shooting down. If you bring it up one more time I might just shoot you too.
Meteorshower:...........I don't feel safe.
Winter:I'll be pineapple, because I like being overpowering.
Qibli:Oof. I personally found the banana one quite apPEALing!
Spiral:Bananas are super bland.
Kapok:Number one, you take that back you spawn of Morrowseer!
Spiral:Ouch.
Kapok:Number two. Stop saying that word.
Meteorshower:What word? Banana? What's wrong with that?
Jellyfish:*Casually having a seizure*
Winter and Qibli:*Applying lipstick before proceeding to make out*
Hosts:*Ignoring the cuteness behind them*
Spiral:Why doesn't Jellyfish like the word banana?
Kapok:Stop saying that word!
Spiral:BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA!
Jellyfish:*Trigged* *Is now wearing a banana costume* I'm a banana! I'm a banana!
Meteorshower:Oh my gosh it's horrifying!
Spiral:It's even worse then the original!
Jellyfish:*Throwing confetti and singing*
Winter and Qibli:*Making out way too much for just friends*
Meteorshower:Oh yeah. You're time's up.
Qibli:*Gets down on one knee*Don't question the logic here! Winter I have something to ask you.
Winter:*Tears in the corners of his eyes* Oh my gosh! He's proposing!
Qibli:What? No I just needed to tie my shoe. I wanted to know if I could have my chapstick back. We're not even dating!
Winter:You're not even wearing shoes! Nothing here makes sense.
Kapok:I'm going to go like drown now or something.
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