While reading Darkstalker legends:

Phase 1: People really misjudged Darkstalker! Hes SUCH a good guy.

Phase 2: AWWW! LOOK AT WIDDLE FATHINGO!

Phase 3: SO MUCH BLOOD!

Phase 4: Why dies Arctic gotta be so MEAN?

Phase 5: Nope. Forget it, Darkstalker needs a hug

Phase 6: DIE DARKSTALKER! YOU SON OF A- #######

Phase 7: *Having emotional breakdown*

Phase 8: HE BETRAYED EVERYONE!

Phase 9: FATHINGO FOREVER!

Phase 10: I think Darkstalker just had PSTD

Phase 11: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Maybe there wouldn't be a queen by his side after all"? WHO FREAKIN SAYS THAT?!

Phase 12: *Has another emotional breakdown*

Phase 13: *Throws book in lake* I don't even know how to live anymore