I know I'm going to get hate for this, but I hate Turtlejou.
I hate Turtlejou. I hate Turtlejou. I hate Turtlejou.
Oh God! I hate Turtlejou.
I will tell you why I hate it so much. I will.
I hate it because I hate Turtle. He is pathetic, and I'll tell you why.

Book 6: He is portrayed as being shy and nervous. Moon doesn't have many interactions with him, we don't get to know him very much.

Book 7: The super friends of Jade Winglet tromp into the rainforest after Winter, ready to fight his murderous sister. But not Turtle. All Winter has to say is something like "You might get hurt" and Turtle's like "Oh shit! I'm outta here!" Not the best friend ever, let's face it.

Book 8: Peril, big and scary, all smokin hot and stuff is going to vanquish Queen Scarlet and [show Clay she is really cool] be a hero.
Alright. Back it up. Turtle tags along for no obvious reason. Very very brave Turtle. You deserve like, a medal or something. You definitely deserve Kinkajou.
So, to be honest, I actually forgot everything that happened in Escaping Peril because I read it in about 45 minutes.
Please comment and explain all the cool stuff Turtle did.

Book 9: I'll make it quick. (It'll be like a poem).
Darkstalker erupts out of the ground,
Turtle panics,
Makes himself invisible.
Attempts to warn his bitchy sister,
Literally has reverse effect.
Stalks Darkstalker into the rainforest.
Kinky gay sister heals crush
Puts a love spell on her.
Turtle protects Kinkajou from the ultimate evil, aka Darkstalker.
Teams up with Kinkajou
Ya, we all remember the "Wham bam shove a pineapple up his snout" line.
Snazzy!

Oh wait, I forgot that Turtle enchants an earring after intense pursasion from Qibli.

Actually, I'm gonna stop talking now.
I know, this whole chapter was me hating on Turtle.

This is why I hate Turtlejou.
I really hope Turtle doesn't make it through the next few books.

Winterjou back me up here

Bye bye!

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