Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

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Qibli: My reasons for doing things: 1) Spite. 2) The aesthetic. That's it.

Qibli: ...Okay, I lied. 3) Attention.

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Kinkajou: Literally name ONE thing that's better than a dog.

Winter: Two dogs, duh.

Kinkajou: Shoot, you're right.

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Winter: I can't stand you.

Qibli: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding talons, that is untrue.

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[Book 2]

Starflight: You were the one who killed Kestrel?

Blister: Actually, I believe she died of natural causes

Tsunami: A tailbarb through the chest is natural?

Blister: There is nothing more natural than dying from a tailbarb through the chest. What would be unnatural is if she lived.

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Blaze: *staring into Glacier's eyes*

Glacier, flustered: What is it?

Blaze, getting closer: I can see my reflection in your eyes

Blaze: I'm beautiful

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Deathbringer: My name's Deathbringer but you can call me-

Deathbringer: *nods head so sunglasses fall into place*

Deathbringer: Anytime.

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Anemone: You're such a weatherboy (derogatory).

Qibli, with Anemone's armbands: What does that even mean?

Anemone: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

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Tsunami: Give me a random short word

Starflight: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Swordtail: Just like Sundew always says, whenever you can't find a door, just find a nearby wall and smash it in with brute force!

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Sunny: What's the point in being happy now if you know you're going to be sad later?

Sunny: The answer is, of course, because you are going to be sad later.

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Glory: You're an awful person.

Scarlet: Maybe, but I'm rich and beautiful so it doesn't really matter.

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Whirlpool: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Tsunami: "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

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Qibli: There are three ways to end a conflict.

Sirocco: Bomb.

Rattlesnake and Cobra: Knife.

Vulture: Blackmail.

Qibli: Why the heck do I even bother?

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[Book 4]

Fatespeaker: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Squid: Nope, absolutely not.

Ochre: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Viper: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Flame: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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[on the way to Pantala]

Turtle, unmoving face down: I am in pain.

Tsunami: We just did a bit of swimming! We can continue when you catch your breath.

Turtle: I breathe and I can feel both my lungs and gills asking me to stop.

Tsunami: Come on. You can do this.

Turtle: I really can't.

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Qibli: I'm going on a date

Winter: Good for you

Qibli: You mean, "Good for us." I'll pick you up at six.

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Sundew: I know a dozen different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I'm a badass, a warrior and a fighter. And I—

Willow: *smiles*

Sundew: —am soft

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Snowfall: A fun fact about me is that I've never been relaxed, ever.

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Qibli, to Moon: If we're going out, do not bring your wallet. I'm not letting you pay.

Qibli: Just run when I run.

Moon: Qibli, no.

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Qibli, to the Jade Winglet: Pay up!

Turtle: Qibli! What are you doing?

Qibli: I took bets on whether you and Kinkajou were a couple

Turtle: But you knew we were a couple

Qibli: .... I have debt to pay off.

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