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Kinkajou: What's your most cherished memory?

Winter: *looks at his family and smiles*

Winter: I pet a scavenger once.

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Tsunami, fuming: Don't correct me!

Glory: Don't be wrong.

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Turtle: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Qibli: Look, if you're in trouble, I'll lie to the cops for you. I'll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Qibli: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

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Snowfall: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

Snowfall: *curls up against Lynx and flops a wing over her* And I am very weak

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Winter: I hate when people say "so tell me more about yourself."

Winter: What do you want to know? My traumas or my favorite color?

Winter: Be specific.

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Tsunami: Why are videos of crabs holding knives such a common phenomenon?

Turtle: They can't hold guns.

Anemone: Yet.

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Darkstalker: Look, just tell me what's going on, okay? There's been a lot of denial in this family.

Foeslayer: And lots of love!

Darkstalker, glancing at Arctic: More denial.

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Sunny: What are the hardest things to say?

Tsunami: I was wrong.

Glory: I need help.

Clay: Worcestershire sauce.

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Darkstalker: Aw look at you, getting all romantic with all those candles

Clearsight: I'm exorcising you.

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Winter: I don't know. I'm just a straight guy angsting.

*Qibli walks into the room*

Winter: Okay, just a bisexual guy angsting.

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Webs: We'll keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxes under our Christmas tree. When a dragonet misbehaves, we'll throw one in the fireplace.

Dune: But what do we do when we run out of dragonets?

Webs: Wait no-

Kestrel: Can I throw Glory in first?

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Turtle: Self-deprecating jokes are the easiest to tell as you don't have to worry about offending anyone, and your crippling lack of self worth keeps you from feeling like you don't deserve this. It's a win-win.

Qibli: Turtle... we've talked about this.

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Peril: What's wrong with me?

Turtle: Do you want me to answer as a therapist or a friend?

Peril: A friend.

Turtle: See a therapist.

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Starflight: I need advice.

Clay, trying to use mozzarella sticks as chopsticks: I am here for you.

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Sundew: I am actually looking forward to take your children to work day!

Sundew: I'm not great with kids, but I want to get better because I'm raising this orphan my new friend stole with 2 other fugitives.

Sundew: So, I put a bunch of extra mangos on my desk, so Bumblebee will come talk to me.

Sundew: Like the witch in Hansel and Gretel, but healthier because you need a good diet to commit property damage.

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Winter: In my whole life, I've only said 'I love you' to two people and every scavenger I've ever met.

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[between books 13 and 14]

Cricket: [crying over Blue]

Sundew: What's the matter?

Cricket: [stops crying] Everything. Everything is matter. Any physical substance that occupies space and possesses mass is matter. [continues crying]

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Lynx: Queen Snowfall, you look–

Snowfall: Pretty? Thanks. I woke up like this.

Lynx: I was going to say tired.

Snowfall: Well, I did wake up two days ago.

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Darkstalker: *is gone*

Kinkajou: That's so sad, Qibli play despacito.

Qibli: *pulls out his drums*

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Sundew: It could be a trap.

Swordtail: Allow me.

Sundew: What? It's not a trap if you do it?

A/N: Sorry for the late update, have another sort of meme. 

Blinged up Pearls, a Pumped Up Kicks Wings of Fire parody 

(partially inaccurate, Albatross didn't drink pineapple at the massacre)

[Verse 1]

A SeaWing's got a quick word.

He'll look around the place

He won't tell you his plan.

He's got a pineapple drink.

... clenched in a tight talon.

He's a royal one.

Yeah, he found a coconut knife

in a chef's talon chopping

At the party's bar, and

I don't even know what.

But he's coming for you,

yeah he's coming for you.

[Chorus]

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.

[Verse 2]

Lagoon works a long day...

She be coming home late,

Yeah, she's coming home late

And she's bringing me a surprise...

Because party's on the island and it's gotten tense

i've waited for a long time

Yeah, the twitch of my claw

is now animus magic

I reason with my silver knife

And say your scales are bleeding

You must have

lost your wits,

Yeah!

[Chorus]

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic

*Whistling and instrumental*

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, out fly my knife!

All the other dragons with the blinged up pearls

You'd better fly, better fly, faster than my magic.