Winter the cat lady

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Moon: Why do you stay up so late?

Winter: No rest for the wicked

Qibli: Cat videos. He stays up watching cat videos

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Kinkajou: You don't really wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there and watch.

Moon: It's 4 am, please.

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Starflight: Today, Tsunami put a seashell to her ear and told me the ocean said I'm a nerd

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Cricket: Guys, we have a problem.

Sundew: What, you mean the fire?

Cricket: No it's- Wait, what did you guys set on fire?

Swordtail: Oh forget that, this sounds more interesting.

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Lynx: If you don't sleep, how do you function?

Snowfall: I run on three fuels: spite, anxiety, and of course, coffee

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Kinkajou, gesturing to Qibli and Winter: So... Which one of you is the pining idiot and which one is the oblivious dumbass?

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Starflight: What's the most dangerous element?

Glory, uncamouflaging herself from the wall: The element of surprise.

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Qibli: You're my best friend.

Winter: You're... pretty okay too

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Winter: I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that, since we were young, Tundra has always played us off each other.

Icicle: Mother always said that was your fault.

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Snowfall: My body is...betraying me...

Lynx: No, you're exhausted. That happens to people when they keep throwing themselves into their work and refuse to sleep.

Snowfall: I hate it

Lynx: Come on, you just need to rest. Now, close your eyes and-

Hailstorm: Is she dead?!

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Sundew: ... Cricket, why aren't you wearing your glasses?

Cricket, after witnessing Blue become mind-controlled and the entire continent start to burn down: I have seen enough.

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Sundew: It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and that's why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass.

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Kinkajou: Some days I'm really feeling down on my luck and then Tamarin will just silently hand me a small flower and you know what? It really does make everything better.

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Clay, waking up: Crap, I'm late to class!

Clay, laying back down: Oh wait, I'm an adult.

Clay, sitting back up again: I'M A TEACHER.

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Sunny: Are you sure you want to ignore Starflight?

Tsunami: I'm not ignoring him, I'm just not listening to him

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Kinkajou: *bursts into the room*

Qibli: What the—

Kinkajou: IT'S CALLED SAND BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN SEA AND LAND

Qibli:

Qibli: Sea and— oH my MOons.

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Lynx: It's 2 am and Snowfall just drank an entire iced coffee.

Hailstorm: That's a roundabout way to say we're all in immediate danger.

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Lynx: Your Majesty?

Snowfall, backing away slowly: Don't say it. Whatever you're saying, just don't.

Lynx, looking her in the eye: You are an amazingly hard working person, and you're trying to be a good queen to your tribe. You deserve happiness, not constant stress.

Snowfall, hissing: get awaY FROM ME

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Qibli: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Willow: There's a little soft cactus in Sundew's room and whenever I touch it, I say 'ouch' and pretend it hurts to boost its confidence.

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