Winter the cat lady
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Moon: Why do you stay up so late?
Winter: No rest for the wicked
Qibli: Cat videos. He stays up watching cat videos
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Kinkajou: You don't really wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there and watch.
Moon: It's 4 am, please.
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Starflight: Today, Tsunami put a seashell to her ear and told me the ocean said I'm a nerd
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Cricket: Guys, we have a problem.
Sundew: What, you mean the fire?
Cricket: No it's- Wait, what did you guys set on fire?
Swordtail: Oh forget that, this sounds more interesting.
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Lynx: If you don't sleep, how do you function?
Snowfall: I run on three fuels: spite, anxiety, and of course, coffee
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Kinkajou, gesturing to Qibli and Winter: So... Which one of you is the pining idiot and which one is the oblivious dumbass?
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Starflight: What's the most dangerous element?
Glory, uncamouflaging herself from the wall: The element of surprise.
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Qibli: You're my best friend.
Winter: You're... pretty okay too
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Winter: I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that, since we were young, Tundra has always played us off each other.
Icicle: Mother always said that was your fault.
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Snowfall: My body is...betraying me...
Lynx: No, you're exhausted. That happens to people when they keep throwing themselves into their work and refuse to sleep.
Snowfall: I hate it
Lynx: Come on, you just need to rest. Now, close your eyes and-
Hailstorm: Is she dead?!
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Sundew: ... Cricket, why aren't you wearing your glasses?
Cricket, after witnessing Blue become mind-controlled and the entire continent start to burn down: I have seen enough.
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Sundew: It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and that's why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass.
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Kinkajou: Some days I'm really feeling down on my luck and then Tamarin will just silently hand me a small flower and you know what? It really does make everything better.
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Clay, waking up: Crap, I'm late to class!
Clay, laying back down: Oh wait, I'm an adult.
Clay, sitting back up again: I'M A TEACHER.
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Sunny: Are you sure you want to ignore Starflight?
Tsunami: I'm not ignoring him, I'm just not listening to him
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Kinkajou: *bursts into the room*
Qibli: What the—
Kinkajou: IT'S CALLED SAND BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN SEA AND LAND
Qibli:
Qibli: Sea and— oH my MOons.
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Lynx: It's 2 am and Snowfall just drank an entire iced coffee.
Hailstorm: That's a roundabout way to say we're all in immediate danger.
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Lynx: Your Majesty?
Snowfall, backing away slowly: Don't say it. Whatever you're saying, just don't.
Lynx, looking her in the eye: You are an amazingly hard working person, and you're trying to be a good queen to your tribe. You deserve happiness, not constant stress.
Snowfall, hissing: get awaY FROM ME
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Qibli: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Willow: There's a little soft cactus in Sundew's room and whenever I touch it, I say 'ouch' and pretend it hurts to boost its confidence.
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