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Sundew: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.

Swordtail: That's most of the things I've tried.

Sundew: That's my guy. Get over here.

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Tsunami: Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people who caused the stress to begin with.

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Smolder: You do have a tendency to be somewhat...shallow.

Blaze: Shallow?

Smolder: Yes.

Blaze: Well that's a relief; I thought it was something serious, like that I was ugly.

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Webs: Tsunami and Glory are screaming and shouting outside, don't you think you should do something?

Kestrel: You're right, I should.

Kestrel: *closes the window*

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[After Book 14]

Snowfall: Five weeks ago, I was a fucking mess. Now I'm still a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense.

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Starflight: Oh shit oh fuck we're going to die.

Sunny: Now, I don't wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Glory: Yay, we're gonna die! Wooo!

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Qibli: Is everything all right, Winter? You seem distracted. Usually, I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

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Peril: I found out that I liked you when I got to know the things you do, the things you like, and random fun stories

Clay:

Peril: But I found out I loved you when you bit your own claw trying to eat 16 fries at once.

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Qibli: I could tell you a sodium joke.

Winter:

Qibli: But Na.

Winter: When did you even pay attention in science class?

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Sunny: Guys, you all should start washing your own dishes. I'm tired of doing the dishes for the whole group; I'll do mine, you do yours.

Tsunami, now eating spaghetti straight out of the pot with her bare talons: What dishes?

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Winter: Moons, you're SO clingy

Qibli: SIR YOU are in MY bed?!

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Starflight: Are you made of boron, iodine, technetium and hydrogen?

Mastermind: Wait-

Starflight: Because you are a B I Tc H

Starflight: *awkwardly walks out*

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Clay: I just discovered a cool trick! If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.

Glory: No.

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Darkstalker: The thing about youth culture is, I don't understand it.

Darkstalker: Qibli called me a boomer the other day and Moon refused to elaborate.

Darkstalker: Kinkajou supposedly tried to "yeet" a pineapple at me a few minutes ago.

Moon: Mood lmao

Darkstalker: What does that mean??

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Swordtail: If I blended Red Bull, Monster, & Flaming Hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie would it kill me?

Cricket, pulling out a pen and paper: Only if it kills you.

Swordtail, already chugging: Right, thanks.

Blue, running into the room: SWORDTAIL NO—

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Glory: You can't kill me!

Kestrel: What makes you think I can't?

Glory: We're in the living room

Kestrel: ...

Glory: *turns invisible*

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Turtle: You have to be nice!

Anemone: I am

Turtle: You threatened Moon with a knife!

Anemone: Well yes, but I didn't stab her.

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Deathbringer: Don't be shy, ask me out~

Glory: Okay! Get out.

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Clay: *eating lunch*

Clay, literal tears in his eyes: I just love food so much.

Sunny: Compliment the chef!

Clay: I love Peril too.

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Tsunami, at Riptide: You think you're a better kisser than me??? You think you're a better cuddler? Come over here and prove it, punk.

*A/N: Because it's makes SArCaSM.