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Thorn: I do not "spew profanities", I enunciate them clearly; like a fucking queen.

Six-claws: Please, there are dragonets here-

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Sundew: I am a sensible, peaceful dragon.

Blue: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at Swordtail.

Sundew: That was a sensible, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.

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Peril: CLIFF LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE

Cliff, sprinting: A KNIFE

Peril, sniffing and wiping away a tear: They grow up so fast.

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Scarlet: If I were on the edge of a cliff, what would you do?

Ruby: Push.

Scarlet: You'd never do such a thing to your own mother, I don't believe you-

Ruby: You would on the way down :)

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Qibli: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold.

Qibli: So if I eat a habañero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll cancel each other out and I'll be fine.

(10 minutes later)

Qibli: Hey, so guess what Hellfire tastes like

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Cobra Lily: HELP, I'M BLEEDING OUT-

Sundew: I don't know, that sounds like more of a personal problem...

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Swordtail, with a mud mask and bunny slippers: It is 4 AM and I'm going to down this entire pot of coffee. But I'm also going to put it inside of a fish bowl, add about 17 shots of espresso, and some Red Bull so I can ascend 73 spatial dimensions and then destroy the moon.

Swordtail: Self-care at its finest!

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Kinkajou: Winter, oh my moons, your scales are so smooth! How did you do it?

Winter: Well, I find that crying for a long period of time is a very effective moisturizer.

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Clay: So how bad do you think it would be to eat a whole pack of flashcards?

Sunny: That's very specific

Starflight: Clay, what are you doing?

Clay:

Clay: Nothing

Tsunami:

Tsunami: Where the fuck are you

Tsunami: Get the paper out of your mouth

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Deathbringer: I want to be more than friends.

Glory: Okay! You can be my assistant.

Glory: Paperwork's on your desk, it's due tomorrow at noon.

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Tsunami: Octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because they were blessed with the ability. However, they don't hug even one person because they sold their souls to the greatest evil to exist. Any questions?

Student: Where's Webs?

Tsunami: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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Snowfall: Describe yourself in one word.

Lynx: Yours.

Snowfall: Disgusting.

Snowfall, blushing: S-say it again.

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Turtle: So what sports are you good at?

Winter: I'm extremely adept at running away from my feelings

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Peril: Hey, Turtle, hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

Turtle: wHAT DID YOU DO, PERIL-

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Deathbringer: All the haters are like "Aren't you wanted by the law?" Bitch I'm wanted by a lot of people, that's the price of being pretty.

Deathbringer: Yes, I may have committed a smidge of murder-

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Stonemover: *almost asleep*

Sunny: Are you almost asleep?

Stonemover: No, I'm just practicing my pose for the day I die.

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Winter: You're an idiot

Qibli: But I'm your idiot.

Qibli, wiggling wedding ring: foreveerr

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Cattail to Clay: I sold you for two cows.

Coral: Huge Karen

Glory's mom: *absent*

Farsight: *dead*

Sunny:

Sunny: So, my mom sent cookies-

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Tsunami: You bored?

Glory: Yeah

Tsunami: Wanna start a fight for no reason?

Glory: I thought you'd never ask

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Winter: First impressions are very important.

Qibli: But you married me anyway.