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Qibli, kneeling in front of Winter with a ring: Let's upgrade that bromance into a mengagement.

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Qibli: Let's get a hatching day cake.

Kinkajou: But neither of us have hatching days this month.

Qibli: The cake won't know.

Kinkajou: Valid point, let's get two.

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Starflight: What do you think?

Tsunami: I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Glory.

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Sundew: No offense, but if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Mandrake: No offense, but if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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*Fierceteeth yelling at Starflight*

Mastermind: I didn't raise you guys to embarrass me like this.

Starflight: You didn't raise us at all.

Mastermind: That's what I just said.

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Qibli: Wouldn't it be romantic if we ate straight off of the same plate tonight?

Winter:

Winter: You didn't do the dishes.

Qibli: I didn't do the dishes.

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Tsunami: How bad is the pain?

Clay, dying of dragonbite viper venom: It's really not that bad.

Sunny, worried: Don't lie to yourself.

Clay: I'm not lying to myself, I'm lying to you.

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Kinkajou: My talons are really cold.

Turtle, taking her talon: Here, does this help?

Kinkajou, smiling: Definitely.

*Later*

Qibli: My lips are really cold-

Winter, putting his talon over Qibli's mouth: Ok.

Qibli, muffled: I didn't think this through.

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Peril: It's been 15 minutes and he still hasn't texted me back. What if he's hurt?

Turtle: Peril, just give him some time.

*Meanwhile*

Clay: *Struggling to spell gorgeous*

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A new student, crying: I'm lost

Stonemover: That's okay. We're all lost. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner-

Sunny, slapping Stonemover's arm: Father!

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Moon: What are you doing?

Kinkajou: I'm planning a wedding.

Moon: Whose?

Kinkajou: Qibli and Winter's.

Moon: THEY'RE ENGAGED?!

Kinkajou: They will be.

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*At a family dinner*

Darkstalker: Can you pass me the salt?

Foeslayer: What's the magic word?

Darkstalker: ...Or else

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Turtle: Looks like somebody's in looove

Peril: Yeah, right. I just think Clay's sweet, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Peril:

Peril: Uh oh

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Fathom: Not much more could ruin today.

Darkstalker, walking in: How is everyone?!

Indigo: Fathom, no! How could you forget that saying that summons him?

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Smolder: Apparently ending every conversation with Thorn with "Yes, your majesty," and a deep bow followed by respectful backwards shuffling while avoiding eye contact is considered sarcastic.

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Kestrel: Shouldn't you be training?

Glory: Does running out of fucks to give not count as cardio?

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Sunny: To live a good life, you must make the little things count.

Thorn: What's 12+6?

Sunny: 18... Why?

Thorn: I just made a little thing count.

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Qibli: Sometimes, when something bad happens, I like to play music to calm people down.

Winter: Moons... What is it this time?

Qibli, hitting his drum frantically: I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE

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Snowfall: Okay. Let me be very clear.

*Snowfall puts on the Gift of Stealth*

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Qibli, introducing Moon: This is my better half.

Qibli, introducing Winter: This is my bitter half.