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Gill: Hydrate or diedrate!

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Darkstalker: Haha, no way I would do something like that. That would go against my moral compass.

Indigo: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

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[Book 12]

Swordtail: What do I get?

Sundew: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Swordtail: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.

Sundew: It won't be you.

Swordtail: I'll get my cape.

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Swordtail: I promised Luna I wouldn't do anything stupid.

Blue: Why would you lie to your girlfriend like that?

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Qibli: Attention!

Moon: What is it?

Qibli: I need attention.

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Darkstalker: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot which one.

Indigo: You did WHAT?

Clearsight: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

Fathom: *knocks back drink*

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Deathbringer: I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes.

Glory: Bitch, I'm an eleven.

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Winter: Can you not Qibli this into a worse situation?

Qibli: Okay... Wait- did you just use my name as a verb???

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Darkstalker: I've done nothing wrong.

Darkstalker: Except for all the atrocities.

Darkstalker: Besides that I'm innocent!

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Kinkajou: If you died, what would your last words be?

Turtle: "Finally"

Kinkajou: No.

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Blue: Best home cooked meals.

Cricket: Has recipes from reading cookbooks.

Sundew: Knows how to follow recipes.

Luna: Once made a weird banana mash cake.

Swordtail: Banned from the kitchen.

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Darkstalker: I had the best Halloween decorations.

Moon: Yes, they were very realistic.

Moon, to Qibli: Find out if anyone went missing.

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Kinkajou: [Describing her coma] I had my entire life flashing before one of my eyes.

Kinkajou: My other eye was seeing pictures of sloths.

Kinkajou: Why is everyone looking at me like that

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Stonemover: Last year I was miserable and depressed, but this year I turned it around. Now I'm depressed and miserable.

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Kinkajou: What would you do if I got abducted by aliens?

Winter: Nothing.

Kinkajou: Nothing?

Winter: You'd be the best person to abduct. You'd probably be like, "Oh cool! Strobe lights!" And then teach them the Macarena

Kinkajou: Everyone should know the Macarena

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Cricket: Would you say us being friends is the greatest adventure of all?

Sundew: No, because that would be way too sappy... but I'm kind of thinking it.

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Tsunami: If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab.

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Darkstalker, writing in his talisman: Dear Diary, my daddy issues angst officially has a body count.

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Glory: Truly, you are just-

Deathbringer: Convincing? Persuasive? Always correct?

Glory: -Shameless.

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Snowfall: If a dead ancestor doesn't appear in a ring to stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision.