What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?A talon show.
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Sunny: To those of you who need to hear it, don't beat yourself up for things that happened in the past.
Sunny: You're growing and you're learning from your mistakes.
Sunny: You don't deserve to guilt yourself again and again for things that might have happened.
Sunny: Your past does not have to define your future.
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Baby Darkstalker: I'm actually the smartest and most handsomest man on this damn playground so you'd better show some fucking respect before I scrape my knee and make it look like you pushed me
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Glory: I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when it's work is done.
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Clay, holding an acorn: What's this?
Starflight: A tree.
Clay: Really?
Sunny: In a nutshell, yeah.
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Kinkajou: The floor is lava!
Qibli: [helps Moon onto a desk]
Winter: [kicks Qibli off his chair]
Turtle: Well as you can see there are two types of dragons.
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Turtle: I saw Winter crying in the library, then Sunny rang the gong for class to end, and he just stopped crying and went back to work.
Winter: It's called time management.
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Sunny: Hey, you look like you're thinking real hard. What's on your mind?
Clay: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you'll have two pizzas, but if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it's still only one lasagna.
Sunny:
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Starflight: What happens to all of your dragonet angst when you turn 7? Like...it doesn't just...vanish, does it?
Sunny: It turns into anxiety. On paper, at least.
Starflight: ...
Starflight: Wow.
Starflight: That explains so much.
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Moon, at Agate Mountain: They say an animus cursed this mountain 2000 years ago!
*2000 years ago*
Darkstalker: Fuck this mountain!
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Qibli: I remember the first time I asked Thorn to sign something for me for school. She shook her head and said "If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know".
Qibli: Then she became the queen, so it doesn't work anymore.
Qibli: I miss all the sick notes I used to write...
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Qibli: As a dragonet, I was silenced many times, so as an adult, I will never shut the fuck up.
Winter: You're going to make it to adulthood?!
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Webs: I just had a long talk with Glory and Tsunami about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.
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Winter: I'm a cold-hearted bastard. Nothing gets to me.
Qibli: Hey! How's it going?
Winter, internally: OH NO HE'S CUTE.
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Burn: What's your greatest fear?
The DoD: Being abandoned by the people I love
Burn, pulling a wriggling dragonbite viper out of the box: Guess again.
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Sunny, crashing into Stonemover's room: Wake up!
Stonemover, half-awake: I'm not awake, I'm dead. Leave some flowers and say nice things at my funeral. Take care of Dinner for me.
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Turtle: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Kinkajou: Turtle, this is a ten page essay.
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Winter: So we're engaged.
Qibli: Yes, we are.
Winter: So you like me.
Qibli: I wouldn't say 'yes' if I didn't.
Winter: But what if you wanted to marry me platonically?
Qibli: Why would I marry you platonically??
Winter: I have cool scavengers.
Qibli: It wasn't for the scavengers, Winter!
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Snowfall: So, how was the babysitting going while I was out?
Lynx: Mink wanted ice cream for breakfast and when I said no, she said I wasn't her best friend anymore, Polar Bear was, so we made a compromise.
Snowfall: ...which was?
Lynx: She told me I'm her best friend in the whole universe while on her second bowl of ice cream.
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Tundra: Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
Skywing: *screams in agony*
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*Years after the events of arc 3*
Sundew: Don't tell me you're the kind of person who keeps a list of all the dragons you've kissed.
Blue: I have one. It's called my marriage certificate.
Blue: *high fives Cricket*
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