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Qibli: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Thorn: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

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Sunny: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Thorn: Cannibalism.

Sunny: *confused chewing noises*

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When Queen Thorn's not home.

Qibli: *plays the trombone*

Sunny: *repeatedly slams the courtyard doors*

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Qibli: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Thorn: Oh, we've had worse.

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Qibli: What goes up but never comes down?

Thorn: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

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Qibli: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.

Qibli: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Thorn: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Thorn: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Qibli, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Qibli: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Qibli: Ask me to kill for you.

Thorn: ...First of all, calm down-

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Thorn: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Qibli: Thorn, please. We've had a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Thorn: ...

Qibli: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Thorn: ...

Qibli: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Qibli: I can't believe you've done this.....

Thorn: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Qibli, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Thorn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Qibli: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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*at a zoo*

Qibli: What are they in for?

Thorn: Qibli, this isn't prison.

Qibli: So they can leave?

Thorn: No, but-

Qibli, pointing at Meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Sunny: *running towards Qibli with open wings*

Qibli: *moves out of the way*

Sunny: Hey, why'd you move?!

Qibli: I thought you were going to attack me.

Sunny: I was going to hug you!

Qibli: Why would you hug me?

Sunny: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Qibli: Sunny, I screwed up, big time.

Sunny: Qibli, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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Sunny: When I was your age-

Qibli, mocking Sunny: When I was your height.

Sunny:

Sunny: Listen here you little shit-

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Qibli: I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.

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Qibli: I need you.

Thorn: For?

Qibli: Ever.

Thorn: *voice cracking* oh. Thanks.

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Sunny: I've made a spreadsheet of all the crimes in the Scorpion Den.

Sunny: There's so much crime in the desert, no one should live here.

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[when she loses Qibli in the Scorpion Den, to a passerby]

Thorn: Have you seen Qibli?

Thorn: Average height, freckles, black eyes.

Thorn: Clearly bisexual but we haven't had the Talk.

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Thorn: I am at a loss for words!

Qibli, telling Sunny later: Despite being lost for words, Thorn yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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