The DoD are flying in soon...

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Sundew: Where's Blue?

Cricket: He's in the building, making a fire.

Sundew: Oh boy! A fire!

Sundew: Oh. In the fireplace.

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Winter: [reaches for the fries on Qibli's plate]

Qibli: [slides grocery store divider between the plates]

Winter: You said you didn't take that from the store

Qibli: And you said you didn't want any fries but here we are

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Peril, to the Jade Winglet: I just want to say it's been an honor to be unhinged with all of you.

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Blue: Others having it worse does not mean you should invalidate your pain

Blue: You and your feelings are always valid and important

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Swordtail: Welcome, fellow idiots.

Cricket: Hello, Swordtail.

Swordtail: No, no, not you. You're not an idiot.

Cricket: You underestimate me.

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Tsunami: Maybe for once, someone will call me "Ma'am" without adding "You're making a scene."

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Tsunami: Before you say anything...

Kestrel:

Glory:

Kestrel: *raises eyebrows*

Glory: ... That's it. We just don't want you to say anything.

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[Qibli showing Winter the engagement ring he's proposing to Moon with]

Qibli: Well?

Winter: It's beautiful.

Winter: But my parents might decide to kill me instead of just disowning me if I marry a Sandwing commoner.

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Qibli: *annoyed* I think I'd make a good boyfriend

Winter: *angry* You'd make a GREAT boyfriend!

Qibli: *angry* Yeah? Well, I think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky!

Winter: Yeah? Well not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!

Turtle: What am I looking at?

Moon, done™: They're angry flirting again.

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Bumblebee: *starts screaming at 3 am*

Cricket: Your turn.

Sundew: Ugh, fine *starts screaming*

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Tsunami: Strong dragons don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage

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Peril: I'm going to sing you a song that I wrote about my life

Clay: Okay, it can't be worse than Tsunami's singing.

Peril: *Inhales deeply*

Clay: *Raises an eyebrow*

Peril: *Screams for 3 minutes in various tones*

Clay: *Hums and nods* Relatable.

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Qibli: I dare you to marry me

Winter: ....I'm not going to fall for that

Qibli: Then I win

Winter: What? Hell no. I'm going to marry the crap out of you right away! Let me check if someone is free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? Hell no-

Moon: *facepalms*

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Snowfall: And, as I always say: Quality over quantity.

Lynx (from the other room): For the last time, that saying does not apply to SLEEP!

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Sunny: Glory, tell us a secret.

Glory: Fine, I think Deathbringer is hot!

Tsunami: No, she said a secret.

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Qibli: *holding talons with Moon*

Turtle: *turning to look at Winter*

Winter *voice cracking*: I'm fine.

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Sunny: Qibli, the assignment was to bring in something important to you to share with the class.

Qibli: Yeah, and I did that.

Sunny: I meant an object, not Winter.

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Sunny, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Glory, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Tsunami, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Starflight, trembling: WHAT are we playing??

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Qibli: If you had to separate your sloth from 49 identical sloths and they were all equally happy to see you, how would you tell which sloth is yours?

Kinkajou: I would take my 50 sloths home and live like a boss

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Moon: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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