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Qibli, laying across Winter's lap: Pay attention to meeee.

Winter: We were just making out a few minutes ago.

Qibli: Do I look like I give a f*ck?

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Winter: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

Qibli: Winter, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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[Book 5]

Clay: I CAN'T FIND SUNNY!!

Glory: Well, she's a small dragon. Did you check behind a potted plant?

Tsunami: Or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes?

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Turtle: Can we slow dance?

Kinkajou: *does the Macarena at 1/4 speed*

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Qibli: Want some protein, bro?

Turtle: Nah, bro.

Qibli: Why not, bro?

Turtle: Because you're the only one that gives me strength, bro.

Qibli, crying: Bro,

Turtle, also crying: Bro.

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Turtle: Tell the world we're bros, bro.

Qibli: Okay bro.

Qibli, whispering: We're bros.

Turtle: Why'd you whisper it, bro?

Qibli: Because you're my world, bro.

Turtle, tearing up: Bro.

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(The fire alarm goes in the middle of the night. The Jade Winglet rush in, half asleep)

Moon: Is everyone ok? Kinkajou, what are you-

Kinkajou, holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm: Now that everyone's here, who finished my cookies?!

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Qibli: *posing* Can't believe I'm so hot

Kinkajou: *posing* Can't believe I'm so cute.

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Winter: When I'm feeling sad and weak, I run my claws along my couch cushions to find little bits of glitter and think about the time Qibli tripped and spilt it all over my place. I'll still feel weak, but I'll be a little less sad.

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Swordtail [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you tasty, tasty bee sauce.

Sundew: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Swordtail: I absolutely do not.

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Sunny: Why is Kestrel so mean?

Glory: I guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it.

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Qibli: You love the scavenger more than you love me.

Winter: I love the scavenger more than I love myself.

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Lynx: Have you tried sleeping for more than four hours a night?

Snowfall: This is good advice, but don't tell me what to do.

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Kinkajou: So, given Qibli's crush on Winter-

Qibli: Wait, how did you know about that?

Kinkajou: Uh, I have eyes?

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Kinkajou: You're going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.

Winter: Joke's on you, I'm going to hate myself in the morning no matter what.

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Blaze: So yeah, Glacier died last week and-

Smolder: Why are you looking up?

Blaze: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 GOLD

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Swordtail: *gets stung by a bee* Ah, fffff-

Blue: *staring at him, gestures to Bumblebee, who's standing beside him*

Swordtail: -fffffishsticks!

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Clay: You wanna know what these muscles are for?

Peril: What?

Clay: Hugging all my friends :)

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Qibli: I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were...

[Flashback]

Kinkajou: Excuse me, Winter, my best friend wants to make out with someone.

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Turtle: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

Kinkajou: Nah, it's cool.

Moon: The backyard is on fire.

Qibli: Aesthetic.