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Blaze: Sometimes people tell me that I have too much self-esteem

Blaze: The truth is that I'm just really fucking pretty

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Cricket: I need some help dealing with a problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Sundew: Sword.

Cricket: ... Do you have any other suggestions?

Sundew: Bigger sword.

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Swordtail: You're not talking any sense into me. You're just cheering me on to disaster.

Sundew: Is that not half the reason we're friends in the first place?

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Foeslayer: Come on, Arctic. Make a choice. What does your gut say?

Arctic: IceWings don't listen to their intestines.

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Peril: [starts screaming]

Turtle: Woah there. What's that all about?

Peril: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.

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Kinkajou: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Turtle: My mother once forgot me in the parking lot.

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Swordtail: Let's distract them by setting their couch on fire.

Cricket: Guys, no.

Sundew: Setting the whole house on fire would be far more effective.

Swordtail: Hell yeah!

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Blaze: That's the longest worm I've ever seen!

Blister: That's a snake.

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Deathbringer: So, what can you do?

Glory: I can turn invisible.

Tsunami: I'm the strongest fighter in the group.

Sunny: I always look for a positive side in every situation and make friends easily.

Deathbringer: Is that a-

Glory: Trust us. She's our most important member.

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Vulture: Back in my day, I could walk into a store with 25 copper and walk out with 6 porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread, and a gallon of milk for my gang.

Vulture: Well, you can't do that today. Too many fucking cameras.

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Sundew: Aren't safety goggles for nerds?

Cricket: They're useful if you wanna have nerd things.

Cricket: Like EYES.

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Sky: Do you come here often? Yes? Then have you seen my human who was last seen in this area on Thursday at approximately 7pm and -

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Mastermind: I find it appalling that they always call us mad scientists. In truth, anger is beneath me. I am usually a very calm scientist.

Strongwings: *trips and breaks something*

Mastermind, waving a beaker: YOU CLUMSY OAF-

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Glory: Deathbringer, can you buy this for me please?

Deathbringer: Of course, your Majesty.

Tsunami: He- you can't just pay for her!

Deathbringer: Of course I can. As Queen Glory's bodyguard, I also get her anything she likes.

Tsunami: We're playing monopoly!

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Thorn: Stay out of trouble

Qibli: Not my strong suit, boss.

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Winter: Qibli and I aren't dating

Kinkajou: Sure

Winter: We're not

Kinkajou: Uh-huh. I believe you.

Qibli: *kisses Winter's cheek* Hey, handsome.

Winter: I don't know him

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Darkstalker: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "What the hell, that's illegal" or "You can't do that" let me TALK, by all the moons.

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Clay: Why would people say "You can't eat that for breakfast"?

Clay: Starflight said that time is a concept. It's 5 am in the morning and here I am, ready to eat this popcorn chicken.

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Willow: Sundew talks in her sleep sometimes. I think it's adorable.

[later]

Sundew, mumbling in her sleep: Fight me... bitch... square up... I think the fuck not

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Sundew: I'll order the pizza.

Cricket: No! Do you remember the last time you ordered a pizza? You got into a fight with the person taking our order!

Blue: Now we have lifetime bans from that restaurant.

Swordtail: You forgot about the restraining order, too.