Peril: Rules were made to be broken!

Turtle: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

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Qibli: Chillax!

Winter: That's not a word.

Qibli: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Kinkajou, bouncing around in the history classroom: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Moon, used to Kinkajou: Sure they are, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Moon: Okay.

Kinkajou: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Moon:

Kinkajou, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Moon: *crying* Kinkajou, please stop.

Qibli, fascinated: No, continue please.

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Qibli: Alright, so you and I are married.

Winter: We are not married.

Qibli: Relax, it's just pretend.

Winter: I don't want to pretend.

Qibli: Does this mean that you're scared you'll like it?

Winter: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Turtle: Are you two like this all the time?

Moon: Yes, they are.

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Qibli: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Winter: You're a hazard to society.

Kinkajou: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Kinkajou: what's a thot?

Winter *smirking internally* : I think it's a thoughtful person.

*later at the Prey center*

Qibli: Here's the salt, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: thanks Qibli, you're such a thot!

Qibli: *spits out water*

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Qibli: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?

Kinkajou: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

Qibli: The... The first thing weird

Kinkajou: Oh, that's good, 'Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat

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Winter: I have feelings for you.

Qibli: You do?

Winter: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.

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Qibli: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Winter: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Kinkajou: Fun game: play peek-a-boo with your dragonet, but never reappear.

Qibli: My dad was good at this game.

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Qibli, about Winter: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Moonwatcher: Please tell me those aren't the names of your fists.

Qibli: My daggers, I'm actually more of a stabber.

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[phone ringing]

Kinkajou: [picks up the phone]

Kinkajou: Jade Winglet, cute one speaking.

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Snowfall, as a three year old dragonet: I can't wait until I'm grown up so I can stay up late EVERY NIGHT.

Snowfall, age 7, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: Oh thank the moons.

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Lynx: Snowfall is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day she's fun to be around.

Snowfall: The best part is you never know when she's coming.

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Blue: We need to get help from adults!

Swordtail, canonically 6 or 7: I'm an-

Blue: Real adults.

Swordtail: ... Understood

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Luna: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Blue: Just give him a minute

Swordtail: *pushing on a door that says pull*

Swordtail, after a while: *stops, pondering*

Blue: See, he knows what-

Swordtail: *breaks the door down with his shoulder*

Luna: Oh

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Sundew: I am my own person.

Sundew: I listen to no one.

Sundew: I make the rules.

Sundew: I'm the wanted fugitive who burned down a greenhouse.

Sundew: What I say goes.

Sundew: I have the strongest leafspeak of all the Leafwings.

Willow: Sundew, come here for a sec.

Sundew:

Sundew: Okay.

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Cricket: Time for plan G

Blue: Don't you mean plan B?

Sundew: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Swordtail: What about plan D?

Sundew: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt a few days ago.

Willow: What about plan E?

Sundew: I marry you in plan E.

Willow: I like plan E, why can't we do it?

Sundew: Swordtail dies as a distraction.

Swordtail: Oh.

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Lynx: Where are you going?

Snowfall: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Mink, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? I used to do that with Mommy sometimes.

Snowfall: *half asleep* Mink, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

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