So many of these memes were made when I was sleep deprived...

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Sunny: It's okay if your heart feels heavy, your emotions and feelings are always valid!

Sunny: Take a deep breath, I promise your heart will feel lighter eventually. It will take time, but you will feel better. You're here. You're going to be okay. It's going to be okay.

Sunny: Stay strong and keep your eyes towards the light. The light is coming, and you won't be in the dark forever.

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Qibli: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!

Sunny: I don't know, can you?

Qibli: May I get a hell yeah?

Sunny: You should've gotten a hell yeah during lunch

Qibli: But I didn't NEED a hell yeah during lunch!!

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Thorn: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

Qibli: Hoes mad.

Thorn: Well yes, but no.

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Swordtail: *laying in the bathtub in sunglasses*

Sundew: What are you doing in my bathroom at 6am, you don't even live here?

Swordtail: It's called sunbathing. You want a pair of sunglasses too?

Sundew: ...

also Sundew: Whatever, gimme those.

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Sundew: *punching the walls*

Cricket: What is she doing??

Willow: I don't know! I just said "Hi, there!", and she started freaking out. Did I say something wrong?

Sundew, still punching the walls: SO- FRIKKIN- ADORABLE- ARRGHH

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Qibli: I know you love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Why?

Turtle: Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost-effective, and they're so simple a dragonet could make them.

Qibli (looking at Kinkajou with her talon stuck in the peanut butter jar): Are you confident on that last one?

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Snowfall: ...in conclusion, sleep is for the weak

Snowfall's doctor, crying: Your Majesty please I just asked you about your sleep schedule

Snowfall:

Snowfall: I have it scheduled for the 18th

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*In retaliation for the meme last chapter*

Stonemover: Never give up on your dreams.

Stonemover: Keep sleeping.

Darkstalker: Excuse me?!

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Snowfall: Sure, I don't get a "healthy" amount of sleep like some people do, but can they do this?

Snowfall: [Stands up and blacks out for a second]

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Qibli: Bombs can kill. Knives can kill. *holding up Bandit* even pets, launched at a great speed, could kill.

Winter: nO-

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Moon, telepathically: Hey, Darkstalker. What was it like 2000 years ago?

Darkstalker: Well, my grandmother was a bitch, and so was my father. Good thing I killed him.

Moon: Okay, that is very informative... but I was asking for help with my homework.

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Cricket: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the group if they wanted some mac n' cheese.

Sundew: Yup.

Cricket: They said no.

Sundew: Also yup.

Cricket: ...So you made mac n' cheese.

Sundew: Go on.

Cricket: And then Swordtail came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

Sundew: Took my fucking mac n' cheese back from that fool and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.

Cricket: But when Willow asked for some...?

Sundew: *throws talons in air*

Sundew: What did you expect me to do, let her STARVE????

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Snowfall: I don't even have a sense of humour anymore. It's literally just sarcasm and a general dislike of the majority of the dragon population

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Tsunami: You can never lose a fight if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end.

Starflight: I disagree.

Tsunami: Shut up, nerd.

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Sunny: Glory, I can't sleep, I feel like there's a monster nearby

Glory: That's silly Sunny, there's no such thing as mons- OH MY GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!!!

Glory: Haha just kidding, it only eats short dragons, goodnight!

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Winter standing outside Qibli's window with a "PROM?" sign:

Kinkajou, leaning out the window: Oh my moons yes!!

Winter: NO! TELL QIBLI!!

Kinkajou: Qibli! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

Qibli: Cool-

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Turtle: Growing up, I played the quiet game with my brothers all the time. I won a lot, so it was always fun.

Winter: I would play the quiet game, the sit still game, the ask for the cheapest gift game... one year I won because I asked for a pile of snow.

Qibli: Your childhood makes me sad.

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Winter: So, are you gonna admit you like Lynx?

Snowfall: What the hell, that's disgusting. How could you accuse me of that?

Winter: Oh come on, Lynx isn't that bad.

Snowfall: No, I mean accusing me of having feelings. Lynx's a sweetheart, deserves the world.

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Moon: So what's the plan for tonight?

Qibli: Are you sure you want to talk about the H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N P-A-R-T-Y in front of K-I-N-K-A-J-O-U?

Kinkajou: ... Gee, it's at times like this I wish I knew how to spell-

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Peril: Oh, so when other people go socialize, it's "good for their health" and "highly recommended",

Peril: But when *I* do it, it's a "containment breach" and a "high-level threat to public safety and security", hm?


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