So many of these memes were made when I was sleep deprived...
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Sunny: It's okay if your heart feels heavy, your emotions and feelings are always valid!
Sunny: Take a deep breath, I promise your heart will feel lighter eventually. It will take time, but you will feel better. You're here. You're going to be okay. It's going to be okay.
Sunny: Stay strong and keep your eyes towards the light. The light is coming, and you won't be in the dark forever.
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Qibli: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
Sunny: I don't know, can you?
Qibli: May I get a hell yeah?
Sunny: You should've gotten a hell yeah during lunch
Qibli: But I didn't NEED a hell yeah during lunch!!
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Thorn: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?
Qibli: Hoes mad.
Thorn: Well yes, but no.
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Swordtail: *laying in the bathtub in sunglasses*
Sundew: What are you doing in my bathroom at 6am, you don't even live here?
Swordtail: It's called sunbathing. You want a pair of sunglasses too?
Sundew: ...
also Sundew: Whatever, gimme those.
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Sundew: *punching the walls*
Cricket: What is she doing??
Willow: I don't know! I just said "Hi, there!", and she started freaking out. Did I say something wrong?
Sundew, still punching the walls: SO- FRIKKIN- ADORABLE- ARRGHH
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Qibli: I know you love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Why?
Turtle: Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost-effective, and they're so simple a dragonet could make them.
Qibli (looking at Kinkajou with her talon stuck in the peanut butter jar): Are you confident on that last one?
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Snowfall: ...in conclusion, sleep is for the weak
Snowfall's doctor, crying: Your Majesty please I just asked you about your sleep schedule
Snowfall:
Snowfall: I have it scheduled for the 18th
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*In retaliation for the meme last chapter*
Stonemover: Never give up on your dreams.
Stonemover: Keep sleeping.
Darkstalker: Excuse me?!
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Snowfall: Sure, I don't get a "healthy" amount of sleep like some people do, but can they do this?
Snowfall: [Stands up and blacks out for a second]
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Qibli: Bombs can kill. Knives can kill. *holding up Bandit* even pets, launched at a great speed, could kill.
Winter: nO-
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Moon, telepathically: Hey, Darkstalker. What was it like 2000 years ago?
Darkstalker: Well, my grandmother was a bitch, and so was my father. Good thing I killed him.
Moon: Okay, that is very informative... but I was asking for help with my homework.
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Cricket: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the group if they wanted some mac n' cheese.
Sundew: Yup.
Cricket: They said no.
Sundew: Also yup.
Cricket: ...So you made mac n' cheese.
Sundew: Go on.
Cricket: And then Swordtail came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-
Sundew: Took my fucking mac n' cheese back from that fool and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.
Cricket: But when Willow asked for some...?
Sundew: *throws talons in air*
Sundew: What did you expect me to do, let her STARVE????
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Snowfall: I don't even have a sense of humour anymore. It's literally just sarcasm and a general dislike of the majority of the dragon population
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Tsunami: You can never lose a fight if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end.
Starflight: I disagree.
Tsunami: Shut up, nerd.
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Sunny: Glory, I can't sleep, I feel like there's a monster nearby
Glory: That's silly Sunny, there's no such thing as mons- OH MY GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!!!
Glory: Haha just kidding, it only eats short dragons, goodnight!
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Winter standing outside Qibli's window with a "PROM?" sign:
Kinkajou, leaning out the window: Oh my moons yes!!
Winter: NO! TELL QIBLI!!
Kinkajou: Qibli! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
Qibli: Cool-
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Turtle: Growing up, I played the quiet game with my brothers all the time. I won a lot, so it was always fun.
Winter: I would play the quiet game, the sit still game, the ask for the cheapest gift game... one year I won because I asked for a pile of snow.
Qibli: Your childhood makes me sad.
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Winter: So, are you gonna admit you like Lynx?
Snowfall: What the hell, that's disgusting. How could you accuse me of that?
Winter: Oh come on, Lynx isn't that bad.
Snowfall: No, I mean accusing me of having feelings. Lynx's a sweetheart, deserves the world.
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Moon: So what's the plan for tonight?
Qibli: Are you sure you want to talk about the H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N P-A-R-T-Y in front of K-I-N-K-A-J-O-U?
Kinkajou: ... Gee, it's at times like this I wish I knew how to spell-
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Peril: Oh, so when other people go socialize, it's "good for their health" and "highly recommended",
Peril: But when *I* do it, it's a "containment breach" and a "high-level threat to public safety and security", hm?
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