Tsunami, fuming: This is getting ridiculous! Either you don't listen to me during briefings or you're all stupid! Are you stupid?! What's two plus two? Huh? Anyone?! Clay!

Clay, very clearly not listening: uhh

Glory, under her breath: seven

Clay: seven!

Glory: *wheezing*

Tsunami: *about to explode* get out.

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Nightwings: How have you found our island?

Starflight: Well, we stumbled on a tunnel, and then our friend got kidnapped so we found the other one.

Glory: We typed "kidnapping b*tches" in our GPS, and, well, here we are.

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Vermillion: What should I get Mother for her hatching day?

Ruby: Medication.

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*To Whirlpool*

Tsunami: Somewhere out there, there is an algae or a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.

Tsunami: And I think you owe it an apology.

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Clay: [rolls over to cuddle with Peril]

Clay: [whispers to Peril]

Clay: I ate like 75 chicken nuggets today.

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Glory: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Deathbringer's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

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Deathbringer: Glory, please no. I love you.

Glory: I'm sorry, I have to.

Deathbringer: Please, Glory, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together?

Glory: I'm sorry

Glory: *places a +4 card*

Glory: Uno

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Glory: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Deathbringer: What did you do?

Glory: Nobody died.

Deathbringer: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Whirlpool: Tomorrow's garbage day.

Tsunami: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Sunny: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Clay: *crouches down*

Tsunami: *kneels down*

Glory: *sits on the floor*

Sunny:

Sunny: *internally* I hate all of you.

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Tsunami: Favorite horror movie?

Glory: It

Clay: Saw

Sunny: Annabelle

Starflight: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Tsunami: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Starflight: Rude.

Clay: That's fair.

Sunny: Not again.

Glory: Are you going to want this back?

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Glory: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Riptide: You will machete through this!

Riptide: *make it

Riptide: do not machete your way through this

Tsunami: too late

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Tsunami: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Glory: *in the cell next to her* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Deathbringer: Are we fighting or flirting?

Glory: I'm pinning you against a wall with my talons around your neck-

Deathbringer: Your point?

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Tsunami: *to no one in particular* See this dragon? My handsome boyfriend? He's the second best person in the world, behind me, of course, and deserves nothing but love and care-

Riptide: I ate the last fish.

Tsunami: *glares* Bitch, are you ready to die?

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Clay, betrayed: You tricked me!

Peril: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Glory: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Deathbringer: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Tsunami: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Tsunami: That's why I own TEN guns.

Tsunami: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.