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Winter: Qibli and I are no longer friends.

Qibli: Winter, that is the worst way to tell people we're dating.

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Kinkajou, seeing Winter wounded: Oh, you poor thing.

Winter: Don't bring my financial status into this.

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Kinkajou: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Winter: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

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Darkstalker: Okay I get it, I shouldn't have pushed Arctic down the stairs. How many times do I need to apologize for that?

Foeslayer: Well once would be nice...

Darkstalker: ... No.

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[After their wedding]

Winter: What the fuck were you thinking?!

Qibli: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Moon: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES.

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Peril: I'm not all about goofy antics and spontaneous fires.

Turtle: But... mostly, you are?

Peril: Well, yeah.

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Cricket: Have you ever wondered what's inside a wasp's nest?

Sundew: No, it's fuckin' WASPS.

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Qibli: Can you help me with my wedding?

Winter: Oh... you're getting married?

Qibli *smiling*: Hell yeah I am.

Winter [swallowing the jealousy]: That's... nice. What do you need me to do?

Qibli: Be my husband.

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Thorn: So... what are your interests, Moonwatcher?

Moon: Your son in my room.

Thorn: What??

Moon: The sun and the moon. Astronomy.

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Sunny: Words ending in "ie" are so cute, like cutie, sweetie, cookie...

Glory: Die.

Sunny:

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Riptide: [Shyly brushes Tsunami's wingtip with his own]

Tsunami: [Aggressively wraps wing around Riptide] FUCKING COMMIT TO IT.

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Blister: So, tell me more about yourself.

Morrowseer: I'm vague.

Blister: Are you going to give me an example?

Morrowseer: Possibly.

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Sundew: You three. Explain. Now.

Blue: It was Swordtail.

Cricket: It was Swordtail.

Swordtail: It was Swordtail.

Sundew:

Swordtail: Fuck.

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Blue: Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?

Sundew: Be careful, don't die.

Swordtail: Great, we're all bloody inspired.

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Darkstalker: Happy Father's Day, I guess.

Arctic: You got me a present?

Darkstalker: Yup, it's a list of all your positive accomplishments as a father.

Arctic: This is a blank sheet of paper.

Darkstalker: Yup.

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Qibli: Listen, Winter, when's the last time anything went according to plan?

Winter: I don't think there was a last time.

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Thorn: "Is this the hill you want to die on? Because I can make that happen." Is a solid disagreement beginner and finisher as well as an effective threat to an enemy.

Sunny: *nodding along*

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Sunny: Short jokes have never been funny, nor will they ever be

Glory: Agreed. Can't believe people would stoop so low

Sunny: |:

Sunny: D:<

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Tsunami: The path to inner peace begins with four words

Tsunami: No more fucking prophecies.

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Winter: Qibli and I are so in sync we finish each other's...

Qibli: [Staring into space]

Winter: Ssssss...

Qibli: [snapping back to reality] SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME-