Qibli: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Thorn, driving Sunny and Qibli : So how was your day?

Sunny: We almost got surprise adopted!

Thorn: What?

Qibli: We almost got kidnapped.

Thorn: Oh, okay.

Thorn: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Sundew: Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to have misplaced my swarm of spiders.

Cricket: Your WHAT?!

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In honor of Father's Day, the Arc 1, 2, and 3's protagonist's Dad Convention

Clay's dad: Absent

Gill: Dead

Glory's dad: Absent

Mastermind: In quicksand, couldn't attend.

Stonemover: Depressed and fossilized, couldn't attend.

Morrowseer: Dead.

Narwhal: Dead, sent Winter to die anyway.

Chameleon: Nobody could figure out what a green Rainwing was doing there, so he left after 5 minutes.

Gill: Still dead.

Qibli's dad: Absent.

Admiral: Stuck in flamesilk factory, couldn't attend.

Malachite: Mindcontrolled, couldn't attend.

Hemlock: Quiet, feeling awkward at the lack of dragons. Arrived 10 minutes late.

Snowfall's dad: Absent.

Admiral: Still stuck in flamesilk factory.

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Blue: Why are you laughing?!

Sundew: [Laughing] The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. We're doomed!

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Stonemover: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Snowfall: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Qibli: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Thorn: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f*cking p*ssed.

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Thorn, gesturing at a patch of the desert: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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[at a restaurant]

Hostess: How old is your dragonet?

Thorn: Oh, he's actually my loyal subordinate-

Hostess: Dragonets eat free

Thorn: This is my son Qibli, he's 3 years old, isn't his frown the cutest?

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Dune: I'm going to the store, do you guys want anything?

Thorn: I want my dragonet back.

Dune: Oh sorry, I only have like 20 bucks.

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Thorn: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a dragon.

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After the sandstorm in DoD

Qibli: Mistakes were made-

Thorn: *fake coughs* by you!

Qibli: and dragons got hurt-

Thorn: By you!

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Breaking the fourth wall

Thorn: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.

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[How Thornmover really broke up]

Stonemover: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Thorn: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Stonemover: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SUNNY WITH ME

Sunny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Thorn: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Qibli: Mine just says "Qibli no."

Thorn: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Thorn: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Qibli: Nat 20 Charisma.

Thorn: That is NOT how that works-

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Thorn: Why are you doing this?

Qibli: Same reason I do everything, Thorn. To get somebody to like me.

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Store Worker: Would a dragon named Thorn please come to the front desk?

Thorn, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Qibli

Store Worker: I believe he belongs to you?

Qibli: I got lost :(

Thorn: I didn't even bring you here with me-

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