Plant stimulant gives you wings~

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Clay: I... I think I need an adult.

Kestrel: I am an adult.

Clay:

Clay: I need a different adult.

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Winter, to Kinkajou: How can I communicate to stray cats that I am their ally?

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[After being seen by the entire Hive]

Sundew: Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

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Tsunami: We live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respectable college major.

Tsunami: But... I can change that at our school.

Sunny: Tsunami, no.

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Swordtail: [Just recovering from plant stimulants]

Sundew: [filming] We just want to make sure that my friend's sister's favorite dumbass is still alive. You don't even have to talk, just show me some sort of response

Swordtail: [groaning]

Sundew: [to the camera] See? He's fine.

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Qibli: Wow, Winter is really handsome.

Kinkajou: Aw, don't be jealous, Qibli, you're handsome too!

Qibli: I'm not jealous, Kinkajou, I'm gay.

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Blaze: Glacier, what's your type?

Glacier: Pretty, SandWing, funny but stupid.

Blaze: That sounds like me a little bit. Too bad I'm beautiful, not pretty.

Glacier: Did I mention stupid?

Blaze: Yeah.

Glacier: Okay, just checking.

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Qibli: I have an excellent gaydar. As a bisexual myself, it is only given that I can tell if anyone is gay or not, with just a glance!

Winter: I've been in love with you for months.

Qibli: YOU WHAT?!

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Sundew: I never tell people off the bat that I'm lesbian. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "You know I'm a lesbian right?", and watch the look of horror on their face.

Swordtail: How did you get in my house?

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Sunny: Do you think Kestrel's bullying of people is the way she shows her love?

Glory: I love the way you've phrased that question. Is her bullying her way of showing love? Did I misquote you? Her bullying shows her love? What kind of broken ass home do we come from?

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Swordtail: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Blue: B-bees?

Swordtail: HE HAS SELECTED THE B E E S

Blue: W-wait-

Sundew: *walks in shaking a jar full of bees*

Blue: WAIT-

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Tsunami: Finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. How can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? How can these talons... catch themselves...

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Blue: I'm busy

Swordtail: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Blue:

Blue: I'm on my way

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Blaze, bleeding from the neck: I'm not going to die. I can't die. You know why? Because I'm so very pretty. I'm just too pretty to die before Glacier arrives.

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Qibli: You DO adore me! Well...

Winter: Qibli, I swear by the teeth of the Great Ice Dragon, if you're about to tell me that you love me...

Qibli: Actually I was going to say that you're one of the rudest jerks I know.

Winter: ...oh.

Qibli: You're also my best friend.

Winter:...so are you, Qibli.

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Qibli: To be honest, the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of 'Yes... just as planned... I have succeeded in bringing them amusement... look at that beautiful smile, that means the world to me'

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Winter: At the end of the day, I'm still your brother

Icicle, sleep deprived: If you take out the "r" it becomes more fitting.

Winter:

Winter: Brothe???

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Lynx: How do you deal with your emotions?

Snowfall: I bottle them up and hide them with anger and never allow them to see the sun.

Lynx: ....Till?

Snowfall, deadpan: Till I die.

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Sunny: :)

Glory: You are too good for this world.

Sunny: :D

Glory: But that's okay.

Glory: I'll be a bitch for the both of us.

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Sunny, holding an apricot in front of Clay's face: What is this?

Clay: ... An apricot?

Sunny, turning to Tsunami: Okay, now tell us what you think it is.

Tsunami, not even hesitating: A wimpy peach.

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