Plant stimulant gives you wings~
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Clay: I... I think I need an adult.
Kestrel: I am an adult.
Clay:
Clay: I need a different adult.
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Winter, to Kinkajou: How can I communicate to stray cats that I am their ally?
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[After being seen by the entire Hive]
Sundew: Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.
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Tsunami: We live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respectable college major.
Tsunami: But... I can change that at our school.
Sunny: Tsunami, no.
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Swordtail: [Just recovering from plant stimulants]
Sundew: [filming] We just want to make sure that my friend's sister's favorite dumbass is still alive. You don't even have to talk, just show me some sort of response
Swordtail: [groaning]
Sundew: [to the camera] See? He's fine.
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Qibli: Wow, Winter is really handsome.
Kinkajou: Aw, don't be jealous, Qibli, you're handsome too!
Qibli: I'm not jealous, Kinkajou, I'm gay.
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Blaze: Glacier, what's your type?
Glacier: Pretty, SandWing, funny but stupid.
Blaze: That sounds like me a little bit. Too bad I'm beautiful, not pretty.
Glacier: Did I mention stupid?
Blaze: Yeah.
Glacier: Okay, just checking.
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Qibli: I have an excellent gaydar. As a bisexual myself, it is only given that I can tell if anyone is gay or not, with just a glance!
Winter: I've been in love with you for months.
Qibli: YOU WHAT?!
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Sundew: I never tell people off the bat that I'm lesbian. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "You know I'm a lesbian right?", and watch the look of horror on their face.
Swordtail: How did you get in my house?
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Sunny: Do you think Kestrel's bullying of people is the way she shows her love?
Glory: I love the way you've phrased that question. Is her bullying her way of showing love? Did I misquote you? Her bullying shows her love? What kind of broken ass home do we come from?
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Swordtail: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Blue: B-bees?
Swordtail: HE HAS SELECTED THE B E E S
Blue: W-wait-
Sundew: *walks in shaking a jar full of bees*
Blue: WAIT-
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Tsunami: Finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. How can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? How can these talons... catch themselves...
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Blue: I'm busy
Swordtail: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?
Blue:
Blue: I'm on my way
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Blaze, bleeding from the neck: I'm not going to die. I can't die. You know why? Because I'm so very pretty. I'm just too pretty to die before Glacier arrives.
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Qibli: You DO adore me! Well...
Winter: Qibli, I swear by the teeth of the Great Ice Dragon, if you're about to tell me that you love me...
Qibli: Actually I was going to say that you're one of the rudest jerks I know.
Winter: ...oh.
Qibli: You're also my best friend.
Winter:...so are you, Qibli.
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Qibli: To be honest, the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of 'Yes... just as planned... I have succeeded in bringing them amusement... look at that beautiful smile, that means the world to me'
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Winter: At the end of the day, I'm still your brother
Icicle, sleep deprived: If you take out the "r" it becomes more fitting.
Winter:
Winter: Brothe???
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Lynx: How do you deal with your emotions?
Snowfall: I bottle them up and hide them with anger and never allow them to see the sun.
Lynx: ....Till?
Snowfall, deadpan: Till I die.
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Sunny: :)
Glory: You are too good for this world.
Sunny: :D
Glory: But that's okay.
Glory: I'll be a bitch for the both of us.
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Sunny, holding an apricot in front of Clay's face: What is this?
Clay: ... An apricot?
Sunny, turning to Tsunami: Okay, now tell us what you think it is.
Tsunami, not even hesitating: A wimpy peach.
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