Pertle is brOTP

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Sunny: Healing is not an overnight process, it takes time. It can be hard and frustrating. Please be gentle with yourself on your healing journey. You got this!

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Hailstorm: Winter, your bacon allergy is a lie. Narwhal just made it up so you'd eat healthier.

Winter: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, candy, not saying 'please' and 'thank you' an-

Winter: *gasp*

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Kinkajou: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Qibli: Bet you I can!

Moon: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Kinkajou: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.

Winter: I'm worried about you.

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Sunny: Glory isn't talking to me :(

Tsunami: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Peril, trying to comfort Turtle: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Morrowseer: Did you take out that RainWing dragonet of destiny?

Deathbringer: Glory has been taken out, yes.

Morrowseer: You have my grat-

Deathbringer: It was a great restaurant.

Deathbringer: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

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Glory: And here we see Tsunami and Clay in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.

Tsunami: Gaelic bread.

Clay: Grueling brad.

Tsunami: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Snowfall: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Kinkajou, holding a rock: Turtle just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Qibli: If you don't marry him, I will.

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Winter: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the scavengers?

Kinkajou: They need to learn how to protect us.

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Cricket: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Sundew: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Willow: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Kinkajou: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Winter *sarcastically*: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Peril: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Qibli: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Turtle: What the heck is wrong with you people.

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Starflight: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Glory: He turned it off and back on again.

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Darkstalker yelling in a cemetery: Look at me now dad! HAH! You thought I would amount to nothing, but who got the business back on their feet and who's eating dirt?

Moon: Darkstalker, nobody knows who even buried Arctic. Whose grave are you yelling at?

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Sundew: Some people think they can outsmart me.

Sundew: Maybe... maybe...

Sundew: But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart the pain of a bullet ant.

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Peril: I always give my 100%, no matter what.

Turtle: So when you set yourself on fire yesterday...?

Peril: I was giving my 100% to impressing Clay!

Turtle: Ah.

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Winter: Ah yes, the five love languages.

*points to Peril* Touch starved.

*points to Turtle* My parents never told me they were proud of me.

*points to Qibli* I love Stuff.

*points to Moon* I'm so fucken tired please just let me rest for five minutes.

*points to Qibli* Hey, pay attention to me.

Qibli: Hey, why did I get two?

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Sundew: You three, keep your heads down and remember your training!

Blue: But we never had any training!

Sundew: Well, keep your heads down! Consider yourselves trained.

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Thorn: Sriracha? Chips? That's all? As your mom, I am very disappointed in this diet.

Qibli: You're not my mother, boss.

Thorn: I brought you carrots, Qibli. Carrots and my love.

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