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Deathbringer: Please, don't do this. You'll break my heart.

Glory: I'm gonna do it.

Deathbringer: I'll never forgive you.

Glory: .....

Deathbringer: .....

Glory: .....

Glory: *Throws the last Oreo into her mouth*

Deathbringer: You're dead to me.

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Winter: Sometimes, Qibli can be a straight-up dork.

Kinkajou: *chokes*

Winter: What's wrong?

Kinkajou: Never thought I'd hear "straight" and "Qibli" in the same sentence.

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Swordtail: Welcome to my yeet and greet.

Swordtail: I say hello and then I throw you across the room.

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Turtle: How much of a bad person are you?

Peril: I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell.

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Kinkajou: I think you're cute!

Turtle: Thanks, you too :)

vs

Qibli: OKAY SO MAYBE I LIKE YOUR STUPID FACE

Winter: OH, WELL YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON YOURSELF

Readers: Both. Both is good.

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Darkstalker: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Clearsight: Why?

Darkstalker: I haven't died yet.

Clearsight: That's... not how that works.

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Qibli, holding a coffee pot: What if, instead of adding milk to my cereal, I used coffee?

Thorn, walking by: [takes coffee pot] What if you didn't

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Starflight, ordering a coffee: I'd like a light roast.

Tsunami: You're kinda ugly.

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Belladonna: Stop dating Willow!

Sundew: You know what? I'm gonna start dating Willow even harder.

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Kinkajou: *has another risky and highly dangerous idea*

Moon, waking up in a cold sweat: Something is wrong.

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Blue: I don't swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary.

Sundew: I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one.

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Turtle: Yeah, physically, I'm weak but emotionally, I'm weaker.

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Thorn, about Cobra: Qibli, it's all right. She can't hurt you.

Qibli: Yes, she can.

Thorn: She'll have to hurt me first. Badly.

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Blue: Who thinks they can fight me and win?

Sundew: Everyone!

Blue: They'd be right, I'm sensitive.

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Tsunami: You guys are not making my life easy right now.

Turtle: Do we ever?

Tsunami: Good point.

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Blue, to Admiral: If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the value of breaking a law to defend yourself or others, you're not good, you're obedient.

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Anemone: Bending a spoon with my talons is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. My mind controls my talons, you see.

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Winter: I'm this close to falling in love with Qibli.

Moon: But your claws are touching.

Winter: Exactly.

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Tsunami: Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won, though... the fight not the board game.

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Arctic, to Foeslayer: How can you suddenly say I'm not good enough for you, just because I've been distant and emotionally abusive for the past several years?