Peril: Something's off.

Clay: Maybe you've finally developed emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Peril: No, but that's funny.

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Starflight: can you pick up milk?

Clay: [lifts gallon] yeah, it's pretty easy.

Starflight: no, from the store.

Clay: I would imagine it weighs the same there too.

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Winter: Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night.

Kinkajou: You know, my tribe has a saying that when you can't sleep it means someone is thinking about you!

Winter: Who would be thinking about me at 3am??

*camera pans to a shot of Moon and Qibli sweating nervously*

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Sunny, reading Turtle's review: You meant "stronger" here, right?

Turtle: What does it say?

Sunny: "I'm pleased to report Jade Winglet is stranger than it was a year ago."

Turtle: That's a mistake.

Moon: Could go either way.

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Peril: Look guys, I need help.

Moon: Love help?

Winter: Financial help?

Turtle: Emotional help?

Qibli: Help hiding a body?

*Everyone looks at Qibli*

Qibli: ... What?

Peril: I'll just burn them to ashes, and scatter them in the wind, Qibli. There's no use in hiding their body.

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Qibli: Help me with this crossword. I need a six letter word for disappointment.

Turtle: Turtle

Qibli:

Turtle:

Qibli: Do we need to talk about this again?

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Moon: We'll handle this the way that we always do.

Peril: Burning things?

Turtle: Getting captured?

Qibli: Using our smarts?

Moon: No! Except for the last part.

Kinkajou, lobbing a pineapple at a bad guy: Too late.

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Turtle: [narration] Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs. [to Kinkajou] What do you call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.

Kinkajou:[laughs] That's hilarious, Turtle!

Turtle: [narration] Well, that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious.

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Turtle: You can't set all your problems on fire.

Peril: You'd be surprised by how many things are flammable.

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Winter: Ouch, I cut my claw and now it's bleeding.

Qibli: Just put pressure on it.

Winter, talking to his claw: If you don't finish your studies, and become First circle by the time you're seven, your family will disown you.

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Qibli: What are you doing?

Winter, surrounded by 15 scavengers: Rebuilding and replacing my family.

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Peril: *yelling* I FIXED IT.

Turtle: What did you fix?

Peril: EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM

*explosion in the background*

Peril: ... except that.

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Narwhal: My dreams were crushed years ago.

Winter: How many years ago?

Narwhal: How old are you again?

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Winter: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Qibli: All I drank was Redbull!

Winter: How many?

Qibli: Eighteen.

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Qibli: If they like you, they'll trust you.

Winter: Fine. How do I get these morons to like me?

Kinkajou and Moon:

Qibli: Don't call them morons.

Kinkajou: Good instinct!

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Moon with the rest of the Jade Winglet: Kinkajou, we're going to need you to calm down.

Kinkajou: [banging her fists on the table] BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR

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Qibli: You know, Winter, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Winter: ...

Winter: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns?

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Qibli: The sky is really beautiful tonight.

Winter: You know what else is really beautiful?

Qibli and Winter: [simultaneously] Moon.

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Qibli: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?

Kinkajou: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Kinkajou: When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Turtle, nodding:

Kinkajou, getting excited again: That's why we have pineapples!

Turtle: Kinkajou, no.