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Kinkajou: Shake what your mama gave ya!

Winter: *waves around therapy bill*

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Moon: The fire extinguisher is under the sink.

Kinkajou: Ooh, that looks fun.

Qibli: Bet we can use that to annoy somebody.

Moon: It's for fires only.

Kinkajou: But Moon, what if–

Moon: And don't start one just so you can use it.

Qibli, whispering to Kinkajou: It's like she can read our minds.

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Cricket: Hey, did you drink the tea downstairs?

Swordtail: Yeah, it was really good.

Cricket: ... It'll kick in soon.

Swordtail: Haha, what will?

Cricket:

Swordtail: ...What's going to kick in?

Cricket: [walks away]

Swordtail: CRICKET?

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Kestrel: Is there any milk left?

Tsunami, chugging a half-full carton of milk while making eye contact with Kestrel: Nope.

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Lynx: Oh my moons, goals.

Snowfall: What?

Lynx: You called me babe.

Lynx: Friendship goals.

Snowfall: Oh.

Snowfall: I was flirting but okay.

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Qibli: I am a responsible person!

Thorn: [raises eyebrow]

Qibli: I am a person.

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Starflight: Let's go over what we know about all of these incidents.

Glory, sarcastically: We're calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time yesterday when we almost died."

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Moon: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Qibli: I'm always straight.

Kinkajou: Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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Snowfox: I love girls who are "high maintenance." Like, yes please, continue to have standards for how you treat yourself and expect to be treated.

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Qibli: How can you say I don't value our friendship! I got us connecting bracelets!

Winter: Qibli, these are handcuffs

Qibli: Yeah, friendship handcuffs

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Kinkajou: Get over here, Winter! Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

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Qibli: So, you like cats?

Winter: Yes.

Qibli: *Tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Clearsight: If I disappear under mysterious circumstances do not come looking for me. I meant to do that.

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Thorn: Sunny told me you had a fight at school.

Qibli: Yeah, I did.

Thorn: I didn't send you to Jade Mountain Academy to do that. What were you thinking?

Qibli: I'm sorry, Thorn.

Thorn: *looks around, before closing the door*

Thorn: Did you win?

Qibli: Hell yeah.

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Scarlet: I don't dress to impress. I dress to depress. I want to look so good people hate themselves.

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Moon: What's on your mind?

Kinkajou: Your claws have clawtips but your toes don't have toetips and yet we can tiptoe but not tipclaw- Hey Moon, where are you going?

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Qibli: It's not stealing. It's secret borrowing.

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Kinkajou: What's the problem?

Winter: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me.

Qibli: I don't do it on porpoise :(

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Sundew: Fuck being nonchalant, I'm just a chalant bitch.

Sundew: I have never been chill, not once in my life. Even when I am asleep, I am clenching my teeth.

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(In a movie theater)

Tsunami, discreetly taking a drink out of a flask: You want some of this?

Starflight: Uh, sure I guess.

Starflight: *Takes a drink and starts choking*

Starflight: Is that soup?