Deathbringer: I am an assassin who murders royalty or important nobles.

Winter: do you take requests?

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Thorn: You know, you seem very mature for your age.

Qibli: Thank you, it's the trauma.

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Stonemover: My body is a temple

Stonemover: ancient and crumbling.

Stonemover: probably cursed or haunted.

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Clearsight: Darkstalker, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darkstalker: Well of course I have.

Darkstalker: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darkstalker: It's boring.

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Darkstalker: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Darkstalker: I became more evil if you're curious

Clearsight: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!

Darkstalker: I'm going to get worse on purpose

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Thorn: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Qibli: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Qibli: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Cobra: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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Sunny: What do you have?

Qibli: A KNIFE!

Sunny: NO!

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*playing twister*

Sunny: Right talon red.

Glory: *ends up on top of Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Sunny: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Thorn: I don't dab. I stab.

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Sunny: Is Qibli always like this when he loses?

Thorn: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Qibli: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Qibli: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Winter: I never had one.

Qibli: An imagination or a childhood?

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Sunny: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Thorn: You're drinking orange juice.

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Thorn: C'mon, Six-claws! Nobody thinks Qibli's my son!

Six-claws: *turns to the Outclaws* Raise your talon if you thought Qibli was Thorn's son.

[everyone raises their talon]

Thorn: Even you, Qibli?!

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Foeslayer: Have you seen a dragon named 'Darkstalker' around here?

Qibli: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Moon: It looks fine to me?

Qibli: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Moon: Okay, this might come as a shock to you, Darkstalker, but most people don't like being lied to.

Darkstalker: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

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Qibli, grinning: I have a knife!

Thorn: Put it down, Qibli.

Qibli: Make me! *sprints away*

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Sunny: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Stonemover: How can you still say that?

Sunny: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Thorn: Listen dragonets, there's nothing "meme" about smoking cigarettes. It's not "Netflix and Chill" to take drugs. Fidget spin yourself into a respectable purpose, and spend your life that way.

Qibli, wiping away a tear: i n s p i r a t i o n a l

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Smolder: Your majesty, can't you control that Qibli dragonet? He's your loyal subordinate.

Thorn: I can be a queen, or I can control Qibli. I cannot possibly do both.

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