Snowfall: You f*ckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Lynx: Spear.

Snowfall: BLOCKED.

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Lynx: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Snowfall: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Lynx: Th-that's not how that works-

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Lynx: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Lynx: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Snowfall: What the f*ck kind of pep talk is that?

Lynx: Ominous positivity.

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Lynx: I made tea.

Snowfall: I don't want tea.

Lynx: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Snowfall: Then why did you tell me?

Lynx: It's a conversation starter.

Snowfall: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Lynx: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Lynx: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Snowfall: I will politely decline.

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Snowfall: Who's in charge here?

Lynx, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Lynx: When do you usually go to sleep?

Snowfall: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Snowfall: All of your existences are confusing.

Arc 3 Protagonists + Lynx: How so?

Snowfall: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Lynx: This date is boring!

Snowfall: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Lynx: Then why did you invite me?

Snowfall: I didn't, I specifically said "Don't come with me" then you said "Screw that, Snowfall, I'll do whatever I want!

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Snowfall: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.

Snowfall: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Lynx: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Snowfall: Hey, I got a solid eight minutes in.

Snowfall: I mean- not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Glory: How do I deal with my enemies?

Deathbringer: Kill them

Glory: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Deathbringer: Kill them only a little?

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Glory: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Deathbringer: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Qibli: This is Winter, my partner.

Winter: Actu-

Qibli: I love the term "partners".

Qibli: Are we dating? Are we breaking into a gang's base? Do we run an organization? Are we the dedicated dragons, who investigate these terrorist acts and used to be members of a well known squad known as the Outclaws? Who knows.

Winter: We're just friends. 

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Sunny: I am pleased to announce that this year Jade Mountain Academy's casualty rates are at an all time low.

[cheers from the winglets]

Sunny: Still the highest of any other school in Pyrrhia, but we're working on that.

Sunny, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Qibli: How would you like your coffee?

Sunny: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Qibli, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Starflight: It's been a tough school year.

Sunny: It's still the first week of school.

Starflight: Your point?

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Thorn: Qibli, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Qibli: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Sundew: Are you okay??

Willow: [crying] It's okay I was just cutting onions.

Sundew:

Sundew: [glaring at onions] Square up.

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Stonemover: My girlfriend left me. No one is listening to me because they think I'm boring and too depressed. I know my only dragonet loves me, but I don't think she likes me sometimes, because she never stays for long when she visits. I'm slowly dying due to a curse I won't lift, and I've already wasted my life in misery.

Moon: Sir, this is a starbucks.

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