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Luna: I just need to hear three words.

Swordtail: I love you.

Luna: Try again.

Swordtail: I will behave.

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Belladonna: It would appear Sundew's at the age where young girls only have one thing on their minds.

Hemlock: Girls? Boys?

Belladonna, gesturing: Revolution.

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Winter: What's the matter?

Peril: Well, it's just that... Lately, I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving; I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner.

Winter: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never have you over.

Peril: I appreciate that, Winter.

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Qibli, on his phone at 2 a.m.: Jeez, a dragon in the Kingdom of Sand strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

Winter, trying to sleep next to him: Yes.

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Tsunami: Request for you not to be a smartass today.

Glory: Request denied.

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Clay: Have we checked all the food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we stop with corn?

Starflight: Please go to sleep.

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Turtle, to Anemone: I never thought I'd say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time.

Turtle: So you are going to have to get it together.

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Clay, tearing up: YOU MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON.

Peril: I made you a single bowl of applesauce.

Clay: AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

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Dune: I just saw Glory washing the dishes

Webs: and..?

Dune: I heard her say "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?" While repeatedly shoving the cup under the water

Webs:

Webs: At least she's having fun

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Foeslayer: You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry them until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick.

Whiteout: *nods*

Darkstalker: First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their dinner.

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Willow: You can't stay angry forever, Sundew.

Sundew: WANNA BET?!

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Turtle: : (

Kinkajou: Turn that frown upside down

Turtle: It would still look the same due to its horizontal symmetry

Qibli: Reflect that frown along its vertical axis

Turtle: : )

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Starflight: Assassins are just serial killers that take requests.

Deathbringer: Excuse you, we take commissions.

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Glory: My neutral expression makes me look like I'm always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's usually true.

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Tsunami: When have I ever done something irresponsible?

Starflight: Would you like me to go chronologically or in alphabetical order?

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Winter: *pulls Qibli in for a kiss*

Winter: *pulls Moon in for a kiss*

Qibli and Moon: *stunned silence*

Winter: Finally, some peace and quiet.

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Winter: Well, well, well. If it isn't the feelings I've been trying to ignore

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Foeslayer: I'm going to roleplay, join in if you want, I guess.

Foeslayer: *We married too young and our in-laws started a war over us, you're mentally unstable, and our son has inherited your instability*

Arctic: *I start yelling at you to sign the divorce papers*

Foeslayer: *I cry*

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Blue: That's... not a stress ball.

Sundew, squeezing a lemon: Let me have my process.

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Lynx: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.

Snowfall, stirring her coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.