Swordtail: I think it's time I get my life in order.

Luna, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon

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Turtle: I think I need a hug...

Kinkajou: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Turtle: You... you can let go now.

Kinkajou: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Arctic: Did you like the food I made?

Foeslayer: No, not really.

Arctic: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Foeslayer: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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Cricket: I can't imagine what Sundew is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Sundew: I'm telling you, my friend group is competent.

Blue, rushing in: Sundew! Swordtail tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Swordtail: So, what is Bumblebee to you?

Sundew: The reason I wake up every morning.

Cricket: ...That's adorable.

Bumblebee earlier that morning, barging into Sundew′s room, smacking her talons together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Darkstalker: Why would you do that?

Fathom: Because I feel guilty.

Darkstalker: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Sunny: If I'm being honest, I really look up to you.

Glory: Because you're short?

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Swordtail: I lost my girlfriend Luna.

Sundew: What does she look like?

Swordtail, sobbing: Beautiful

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Morrowseer: it's so funny when short people make threats- like, what are you gonna do? Step on my toes?

Sunny: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS, BITCH

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Sundew: As one of the only two smart people here, I'll start the meeting.

Swordtail: Wait, what about me?

Sundew: You covered yourself in honey yesterday.

Swordtail: Out of scientific research and curiosity.

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Winter: You're being ridiculous. Qibli isn't in love with me.

Moon: Yes he is.

Turtle: Yes he is.

Peril: Yes he is.

Kinkajou: Yes he is.

Darkstalker, under Agate Mountain: Yes he is.

Qibli: Yes I am.

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Winter, angry: Were you dropped on your head as a dragonet?

Qibli: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.

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Thorn: There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

Thorn: So that's why every room in my house is a room to swear in, motherfuckers.

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Snowfall: Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

Gift of vision: *glints ominously*

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Thorn: I need you to follow my orders, and stay at Jade Mountain Academy. No funny business, and definitely no leaving school. Do I make myself clear?

Qibli: You got it, Mom. I mean, boss. I mean... I'm not looking for a mother figure.

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Darkstalker: You're always one step ahead of others, huh?

Qibli: I do walk quickly, yes.

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Qibli: I'm the smartest, best investigator of Jade Winglet.

Turtle: ... Is your talon stuck in a candy machine?

Qibli: I paid for my skittles, I'm getting my skittles.

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Kestrel: You know I hate it when you make up words.

Clay: Are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident?"

Kestrel: Yes. Very.

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Stonemover: I don't have the energy for this.

Sunny: For what?

Stonemover: *gestures vaguely*