Is the planet a ravioli?

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Sundew: If cicadas are allowed to sit in the gosh dang trees and scream then so should I.

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Blaze: Not a fan when people are giving big news and they ask if you're sitting down.

Blaze: Don't try to mitigate my relationship with the floor! If I want to dramatically collapse, I'll collapse! Don't force me into a squandered lean.

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Starflight: Okay then, what do you think we should do?

Tsunami: No clue. I vote for brute force, though.

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Glory: Did you steal my umbrella?

Deathbringer: No, I'm lifehacking. Believe it or not, it's rainy in the rainforest.

Glory: You stole my umbrella!

Deathbringer: Lifehack

Glory: How do you hack life when you take my umbrella?

Deathbringer:

Glory:

Deathbringer: ... It's a lifehack.

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[In the Poison Jungle]

Sundew: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Nettle: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation!

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Moon: I think I know what's wrong with my friends.

Darkstalker: I have a whole list of things that are wrong with your friends.

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Darkstalker: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of hundreds of dragons.

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Snowfall: I'm so tired for some reason. It's infuriating.

Lynx: Then sleep.

Snowfall: Sleep is for the weak.

Lynx: You need it then.

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[At the rainforest shooting range]

Tsunami: This is great!

Jambu: You've never used a blowgun before, huh?

Tsunami: *throwing another gun at the target* I need more guns

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Qibli: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Moon: ...The good news?

Qibli: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.

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Peril: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Winter: So it wasn't you?

Peril: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

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Clearsight: I thought I told you no, Darkstalker.

Darkstalker: But when I looked into your eyes, your soul said yes.

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Coral: Ah yes I love my kids, Tsunami, Anemone, Auklet and...

Coral: *looks at smudged writing on talon* ... Squirtle.

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Blister: Self care is actually ordering those against you to be assassinated.

Blaze: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Burn: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!

Smolder: ... Self care is staying away from your sisters.

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Turtle: Peril, what do we do?!

Peril: I don't know!

Turtle: But you're the oldest!

Peril: NOT MENTALLY!

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Stonemover: For personal reasons I will be in my room, avoiding all social interaction until further notice.

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Icicle: It's family moments like this I will never forget.

Winter: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

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Anemone: I recycle too.

Kinkajou: Really?

Anemone: I wore these pearls yesterday.

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Kinkajou: Friendly reminder that the planet is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

Winter: I'm literally begging you to stop.

Qibli: Wait, let her finish.

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Darkstalker: You know, when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my father.

Arctic: Me too.

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