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Qibli: If "all the world's a stage," then how come I'm the only one who goes around constantly breaking into extravagant musical numbers with complex dance routines?

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Tsunami: Whew, that was a good breakfast.

Clay, ogling the empty cereal box: You ate the entire box? Without me?

Tsunami: Yes I did. Because I'm a champion.

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Qibli: Winter has been staring at me with that handsome look on his face for a while, do you think he likes me?

Moon:

Moon: This is literally your wedding

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Darkstalker: [walks into Clearsight's house after an argument earlier]

Darkstalker: Sorry to interrupt your dinner.

Clearsight: How did you get in here?!

Darkstalker: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security. I'm here to apologize.

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Lynx: Are you alright?

Snowfall: I stress about stress before there is even stress to stress about because I'm stressed about the stress I will inevitably have soon, which is stressful.

Lynx: Wow ok.

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Glory: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Starflight: Yes, that's an assault

Glory: I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

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New student: I want to be as cool as Clay of the MudWings.

Tsunami: I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes

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Turtle: What's that smell?

Peril: *explosion in the distance* The smell of success.

Peril: And smoke. Please get the fire extinguisher.

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Hailstorm: How long do you think it will take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Lynx: I think-

Snowfall: 72 hours

Lynx: How did you-

Snowfall: There's a clown right behind my cousin.

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Sunny: Wow, I need a drink.

Sunny: [pours apple juice into a shot glass]

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Winter: This picture is giving me the energy I need to wake up every morning.

Moon: That's a scavenger with a fuzzy hat.

Winter, crying: I know, right?

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Hailstorm: Would you like to tell me why there's a fake ID in your bag?

Winter: *mumbles.*

Hailstorm: What was that?

Winter: You have to be 7 to hold the puppies at Petco.

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Qibli: Did it hurt-

Winter: Yes.

Qibli: *offended* You didn't even wait for the "when you fell from heaven" part.

Winter: It doesn't matter, everything hurts.

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Sunny: Hey dad, do you have any hobbies?

Stonemover: Swimming..

Sunny: Really? That's cool. I never knew you could-

Stonemover: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Qibli: What are you guys doing?

Turtle, laying on the floor: I'm slowly and painfully suffering during my stupid, miserable existence.

Peril, munching on burnt potato chips: I'm supervising.

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Qibli: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Moon: Awww-

Qibli: With 2 straws, I can drink it twice as fast!

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Peril: You have a face.

Clay: Yes, I do.

Peril: I mean a nice face. You have a heroic face.

Clay: Thanks, I think....

Peril: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Lynx *at five AM*: Oh, good morning. Didn't know you're an early bird.

Snowfall: I'm not. I'm heading to bed now.

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[In the Poison Jungle]

Blue: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it.

Blue: And I started thinking.....

Blue: Like it was just trying to get some food.

Blue: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.

Blue: How would I feel?

Sundew: Are you okay?

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Sunny: If you found out you had only one day left to live, what would you do?

Clay: Say goodbye.

Tsunami: Something illegal.

Starflight: Cry.

Glory: Message ten people that if they don't forward the message to ten people, I'll die tomorrow

Sunny: Glory-

Tsunami: That's fucking awesome, can I change my answer?