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Moon: It's crazy how Turtle is always so calm and supportive, I wonder how he does it

Turtle, internally: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-

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Sundew: You want to see a butterfly?

Swordtail: Yes.

Blue: No-

Sundew: [throws the butter across the table.]

Swordtail: Absolutely majestic.

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Snowfall: Ah, yes, my train of thought.

Snowfall: Or as I like to call it, the Anxiety Express.

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Fathom: *sigh* No one really loves me.

Indigo: Are you sure?

Fathom: Yeah.

Indigo, pointing at herself: Are you really sure about that?

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Winter: I feel terrible. I cried so hard last night.

Moon: I'm so sorry that happened, are you okay now?

Winter: Absolutely not. I feel like I'm on the brink of falling into the dark abyss of unconsciousness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go stare at a picture of my scavenger for 10 hours for emotional support.

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Tsunami: Do you ever get hungry for water?

Glory: Thirsty?

Tsunami: Water-hungry.

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Qibli: Hey, what's wrong?

Winter, drunk, patting the heads of 5 different scavengers, crying: I don't have enough talons.

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Swordtail: Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree: "I killed your friend, here hold him."

Sundew: "Friend".

Sundew: It's more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

Cricket: Plants don't wage war, right?

Sundew: Ever heard of blackberries?

Sundew: Yes, plants do wage war.

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Swordtail: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Blue: ...what happened?

Swordtail: I made a VERY grave mistake.

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Qibli: Onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table.

The waiter: White or red?

Qibli, trying to impress Winter: Whichever onion the chef prefers.

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Lynx: Everybody has a gay cousin.

Winter: I don't have a gay cousin-

Hailstorm: Give him a moment.

Winter: Wait...

Snowfall: Here you go.

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Deathbringer: I've decided to leave my past behind me. I'm Queen Glory's bodyguard now.

Deathbringer: So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry. I've moved on.

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Turtle, laying on the ground: A dragon's life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach...warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life...

Qibli: ...do you need to talk?

Turtle: I wish I was a croissant.

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Moon, Qibli, and Winter: *out to dinner*

Qibli: So Winter... do you want to split the Parmesan with me-

Moon: I get the sense I'm third wheeling here

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Qibli: You're such an amazing person. You're smart, handsome, heroic... I wish you could see yourself from my eyes..

Winter: I guess you're a good friend, even if you are annoying.

Qibli: *squeaking* F-friend?

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Anemone: I'm so excited to go on my shopping spree with my brother! So..what's my spending limit?

Turtle: *gulping*

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Cobra: *to Qibli* We just need to separate our differences and-

Qibli: We've had nothing but differences.

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Snowflake: I heard my fiancé has a new girl.

Snowfox: Yeah, but you're ten times prettier than that NightWing.

Snowflake: That's sweet. Could we take her in a fight?

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Winter: Qibli, don't you dare pronounce "hors d'oeuvres" as "horse divorce" ever again.

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Whiteout: *crying in Darkstalker's arms*

Darkstalker: It's okay Whiteout, just let all of your feelings out.

Arctic: Put them back in, now.