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Sunny: You are not a machine.
Sunny: Your "best" will look different each day.
Sunny: And that's totally okay!
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[Book 2]
Tsunami: I tried to talk to him, but he just throws up gang signs.
Riptide, in Aquatic: What are you doing out here?
Tsunami: I don't speak rock paper scissors.
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Tsunami: Webs, Glory called me the B-word.
Webs: Did you call Tsunami the B-word?
Glory: Dumbass doesn't start with a B.
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Kinkajou: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Moon: Why do you say the things you say?
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Kinkajou: If you were at a store and you had to buy three things to freak out the cashier, what would you buy?
Qibli: Donuts. Donut holes. Glue.
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Swordtail: I don't check the weather. Ever. Just won't do it. Never have, never will.
Sundew: How do you plan to do things outside?
Swordtail: Bravely.
Sundew: Fair enough. Carry on.
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Turtle: And what do we say when life disappoints us?
Qibli: Called it.
Moon: As the prophecy foretold...
Peril: It really do be like that.
Winter: Qibli did it.
Kinkajou: Oof...
Turtle: NO.
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Qibli: Yes I am smart.
Qibli: Yes I am stupid.
Qibli: It's called being flexible.
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Swordtail: And I jumped off the roof unscathed!
Blue: You're bleeding from so many places.
Swordtail: I'm a little bit scathed.
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Sunny talking to the DoD: And that concludes my plan to end the war.
Sunny: Now, time to see if any of you were paying attention
[kahoot music starts up]
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Sundew: Where is my coffee cup with the mold in it?!
Willow: I threw it away.
Sundew: Wha- I was breeding that mold!
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Lynx: Why are you up at 4:00 am?
Snowfall: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Lynx: Why would you do that?
Snowfall: Today was done with me but I was not done with today.
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[Trapped underneath Agate Mountain]
Darkstalker: Sometimes I talk to myself.
Darkstalker: Same.
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Tsunami: You want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the cave? Which was on FIRE?
Starflight, covered in ash and holding 14 scrolls: Not really.
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Clay: This isn't the fire extinguisher.
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Kinkajou, on top of a table: The floor is lava!
Peril: I don't understand, there are no volcanoes nearby...
Turtle, face-planting on the floor: Ahhh... the sweet release of death.
Winter:
Winter: Why are you three like this?
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Snowfall: [points knife at emotions]
Snowfall: Stay back, fuckers.
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[Just before assigning her to the DoD]
Nautilus: Are there any animals you hate?
Kestrel: Children.
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Qibli: You look like my first boyfriend!
Winter: Oh, you've had a boyfriend before?
Qibli, smirking: No...
Winter: *sputtering*
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Darkstalker: I'm...grounded?
Foeslayer: Yes, you're grounded!
Arctic, holding a shovel: And now I'm going to bury you until you've learned your lesson.
Foeslayer: Arctic, that's not how grounding works and you know it!
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*A/N: I never thought I would get so far with this silly compilation of memes. Yes, I made the image of Magical Girl Darkstalker on google slides myself. I hope you enjoyed :).
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