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Sunny: You are not a machine.

Sunny: Your "best" will look different each day.

Sunny: And that's totally okay!

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[Book 2]

Tsunami: I tried to talk to him, but he just throws up gang signs.

Riptide, in Aquatic: What are you doing out here?

Tsunami: I don't speak rock paper scissors.

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Tsunami: Webs, Glory called me the B-word.

Webs: Did you call Tsunami the B-word?

Glory: Dumbass doesn't start with a B.

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Kinkajou: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.

Moon: Why do you say the things you say?

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Kinkajou: If you were at a store and you had to buy three things to freak out the cashier, what would you buy?

Qibli: Donuts. Donut holes. Glue.

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Swordtail: I don't check the weather. Ever. Just won't do it. Never have, never will.

Sundew: How do you plan to do things outside?

Swordtail: Bravely.

Sundew: Fair enough. Carry on.

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Turtle: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Qibli: Called it.

Moon: As the prophecy foretold...

Peril: It really do be like that.

Winter: Qibli did it.

Kinkajou: Oof...

Turtle: NO.

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Qibli: Yes I am smart.

Qibli: Yes I am stupid.

Qibli: It's called being flexible.

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Swordtail: And I jumped off the roof unscathed!

Blue: You're bleeding from so many places.

Swordtail: I'm a little bit scathed.

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Sunny talking to the DoD: And that concludes my plan to end the war.

Sunny: Now, time to see if any of you were paying attention

[kahoot music starts up]

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Sundew: Where is my coffee cup with the mold in it?!

Willow: I threw it away.

Sundew: Wha- I was breeding that mold!

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Lynx: Why are you up at 4:00 am?

Snowfall: I drank 6 cups of coffee.

Lynx: Why would you do that?

Snowfall: Today was done with me but I was not done with today.

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[Trapped underneath Agate Mountain]

Darkstalker: Sometimes I talk to myself.

Darkstalker: Same.

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Tsunami: You want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the cave? Which was on FIRE?

Starflight, covered in ash and holding 14 scrolls: Not really.

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*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Clay: This isn't the fire extinguisher.

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Kinkajou, on top of a table: The floor is lava!

Peril: I don't understand, there are no volcanoes nearby...

Turtle, face-planting on the floor: Ahhh... the sweet release of death.

Winter:

Winter: Why are you three like this?

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Snowfall: [points knife at emotions]

Snowfall: Stay back, fuckers.

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[Just before assigning her to the DoD]

Nautilus: Are there any animals you hate?

Kestrel: Children.

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Qibli: You look like my first boyfriend!

Winter: Oh, you've had a boyfriend before?

Qibli, smirking: No...

Winter: *sputtering*

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Darkstalker: I'm...grounded?

Foeslayer: Yes, you're grounded!

Arctic, holding a shovel: And now I'm going to bury you until you've learned your lesson.

Foeslayer: Arctic, that's not how grounding works and you know it!

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*A/N: I never thought I would get so far with this silly compilation of memes. Yes, I made the image of Magical Girl Darkstalker on google slides myself. I hope you enjoyed :).

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