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Qibli: Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?

Kinkajou: I'm actually my favorite hot mess. But, you're a close second.

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Cricket, holding Bumblebee: You can't hold a baby if your talons are covered in glue.

Swordtail: *talons covered in glue* Correction, you can't DROP a baby if your talons are covered in glue

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Deathbringer: I'd just like to apologize to all my haters for being an absolute snack.

Glory, facepalming: You're not sorry.

Deathbringer, grinning: No. No, I am not.

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Qibli According to my family, my only crime is caring too much. I mean, sure, assault and theft too, but mostly just caring too much.

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Clay: It's what's on the inside that matters, not the outside.

Starflight: Give me an example?

Clay: The fridge.

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Starflight: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Tsunami: Just one?

Glory: We started at least twelve.

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Winter: Honestly, I think if somebody tenderly held my face in their talons, I would probably black out.

Moon: Are you okay?

Winter: No.

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Fathom: Why are you two here?

Darkstalker: I'm here to help.

Indigo: He's here to make things worse. Don't trust him.

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Clearsight: I just figured out everyone planned a surprise party for me. What should I do?

Fathom: Surprise them back and don't show up.

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Tsunami: Want some tea?

Clay: What are the options?

Tsunami: Yes or no

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[fishing]

Tsunami: *throwing stones at fish*

Riptide: You know, we have fishing rods for that.

Tsunami: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Tsunami: *throws fishing rod at the fish*

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Winter: Moons, I hope she thinks I'm cool.

Kinkajou: Who?

Winter: The cat on the other side of the road.

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HiveWing guard: Turn around!

Swordtail: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round

HiveWing guard: TURN AROUND!

Swordtail: Every now an—

HiveWing guard: *tases him*

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Moon, about Darkstalker: Remember, we have to be logical about this.

Qibli: Careful and calculated.

Kinkajou: No sudden moves.

Winter: A smart finish plan.

Peril: Kill him with fire.

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Darkstalker: Get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Clearsight: That's called murder and it's illegal.

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[book 4]

Fatespeaker: Everybody, quiet down! I'm thinking.

Flame: Well, don't try too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself

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Tsunami: Ladies and gentlemen is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm already falling asleep.

Tsunami: Cowards, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, and dramatic.

Sunny: Tsunami, no.

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Nettle: I'm sorry, did you just spray me with bug repellent?

Sundew: You were bugging me.

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Qibli: So with all that being said, are you in or are you out?

Winter: I'm out.

Qibli: Well too bad, you're already in.

Winter: Then why ask me?

Qibli: Because I thought you would say "I'm in, dude" and we'd have a really cool moment. But you kinda ruined the whole thing.

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Lynx, shining a flashlight under the bed: You ready to stop being mad, babe?

Snowfall: [hisses]

Lynx, pulling away: Alrighty then.