Darkstalker is a meme. A messed up meme, but a meme

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[working on a problem for a while; about to uncover the answer on the board like a game show]

Sunny: And now we finally get to see the right answer! So exciting! Who's excited?

[short pause]

Moon [with kindness]: You are.

[crickets]

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Riptide: [Talking about Tsunami] I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.

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Clearsight: Since I'm going to be gone for a while, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.

Clearsight: [Picking a paper out of the bowl.] For instance, "Darkstalker, stop doing that",  just applies to everything.

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Scarlet: Well I guess I can't hide my crazy.

Vermillion: I don't think you're trying that hard.

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Blue: I have edge!

Sundew: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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Tsunami: Is that a leash?

Coral: No. It's a child safety tether. This way, Anemone!

Anemone: It is a leash. Don't judge me, it's not my fault.

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Peril: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.

Qibli: That's a good motto, we should use that.

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Sunny: [Responding to odd noises.] What if they're in trouble?!

Glory: Sunny, you're a good kid. It's super annoying. [Reluctantly goes to help.]

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[Flying away from the mind controlled hoard.]

Swordtail: What do they want with us? What if they eat my brains?

Sundew: It'll be a light meal.

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Cobra: Qibli you're adopted.

Qibli: Who's my real mom then?

Cobra: I am your real mom, your new family is coming to pick you up in a minute.

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Willow: Would it be alright for me to ask you a favor?

Sundew: I would willingly die for you, but go on?

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Darkstalker: My father is a bitch.

Moon: Didn't he die?

Darkstalker: Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.

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Sundew: Well well well...if it isn't my old friend.

Sundew: the dawning realization that I screwed up bad.

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Lynx: Once you get past her general air of disdain, defensive and poor communication skills, emotional barriers, and extreme moodiness, all the while dodging her continuous attacks to push you away... Snowfall is actually a really soft and fun person to be around.

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Darkstalker: Oh, this is all my fault!

Clearsight:

Darkstalker: ...Well, aren't you going to argue with me, like "There, there, Darkstalker, it's not all your fault," that sort of thing?

Clearsight: No, this pretty much is all your fault.

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Kinkajou: What's the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... fiddle dee-dee.

Peril: Fool me once, and I'll be fooled for a day. Teach me to fool people, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Qibli: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

Turtle: I do believe that's the expression.

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Blaze: This is my glow up.

Glacier: Blaze, you're supposed to use a before and after pic for a glow up. This is just one picture of you right now.

Blaze: I've always been this beautiful.

Glacier: -_-

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Hailstorm: I feel so numb.

Winter: Numbness is good.

Hailstorm: I feel so empty- NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Snowfall: It's good because nobody would know how fucked up you are inside.

Winter: Exactly.

Hailstorm: Please get help.

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Kinkajou: Let's play a game to get to know each other better. If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

Peril: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Kinkajou:

Kinkajou: Very nice. Okay, who's next-

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Darkstalker: I was the only person at Arctic's side when he fell off that ladder. I will never forget his haunting last words

Fathom: What were they?

Darkstalker: "stop shaking the ladder"

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