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Sunny: You bought a taco?

Clay: Yes.

Sunny: From the same truck that hit Starflight?!

Clay, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Tsunami: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Starflight: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Glory: if you want information it is

Sunny and Clay: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Clay: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Glory: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Sunny: Drunk.

Starflight: Wasted.

Tsunami: Dead.

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Starflight: Did you bring Clay?

Tsunami, gesturing to Sunny: No, but I brought the next best thing.

Starflight: Sunny? The next best thing would be Glory.

Sunny: I would be offended, but Glory has magical death spit.

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Sunny: You have no idea of what I'm capable of!

Almost every villain in WoF: No offense, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Clay, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Tsunami: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Sunny: So, Tsunami is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Starflight: Why?

Sunny: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Tsunami, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your *ss.

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Clay: Good morning!

Peril: Is it? Is it really?

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Peril: I just feel like I'm glad I've never gotten on that "insane people quotes" board in JMA, feeling very normal :D :D

Turtle: Don't you microwave your cereal?

Peril: yes.

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Sunny, reading a recipe: "beat three eggs"

Tsunami:.... At what? Talon to talon combat?

Clay: Must be. We banned swords in the Prey Center.

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Clay: Peril, what are you doing?

Peril: Making chocolate pudding.

Clay: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Peril: Because I've lost control of my life.

Peril: Here's your pudding, Clay.

Clay: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Clay: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Clay, trying to write.

Clay: A beautiful pictf

Clay: A baeytiful pijt

Clay: A beaustful pictufe

Clay: Abeuatidul

Clay: Gorgest

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Qibli: [searching for a weapon before facing his grandfather]

Clay: May I offer you a stick in these trying times?

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Peril, smiling: So, when are you going to go out with me?

Clay, returning the smile: I don't know, when are you going to ask me?

Peril: Uhh

*later*

Turtle: So you just ran away?

Peril: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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Clay: Name a way to be nice to others.

Peril: Don't kill them.

Clay:...

Clay: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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Moonwatcher: You met my dad, right? How was he?

Tsunami, with Sunny wincing off to the side: Think about the happiest memory you have.

Tsunami: The moment in time that you cherish with all of your heart.

Tsunami: For me it was when your father died, haha.

Moonwatcher: What.

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Clay, asking Starlight: snake bite leg what to do.

Starflight: elevate and apply pressure.

Peril: (lifting dragonbite viper real high) apologize to Clay or else.

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Peril: Clay was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Clay: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Peril: Clay, you ate a chair.

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Clay: You're my hero!

Peril: All I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before they fell on the floor.

Clay: But you did it heroically.

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