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Lynx: Snowfall, are you getting enough sleep?

Snowfall: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.

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Kinkajou: Are you sure you aren't dating Moon and Qibli?

Winter: If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.

Moon: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

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Snowfall, sarcastically: I love disasters.

Lynx: Self love is a healthy thing.

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Sunny: Milk or cereal first?

Glory: We aren't having this conversation again, because last time we did it almost caused a war.

Starflight: Bowl-

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Qibli: Peeling sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into a cheap energy drink to create something I'm calling Battery Acid Spaghetti. Will update once I've finished!

Moon: Do not do this.

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Thorn: I'll show you how to get a strike.

Thorn: First you angle the ball slightly towards-

Qibli: Spare me the details

Thorn: No, listen-

Thorn:

Thorn: Did you just make a bowling pun...?

Qibli: I was wondering when it would strike you

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Lynx, trying to impress her: Did you know kissing reduces stress?

Snowfall: ...Okay?

Lynx:

Snowfall:

Lynx: I'm just saying because you look stressed. Like, really stressed.

Snowfall:

Lynx: Just wanted to let you know.

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Glory: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool".

Glory: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

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[book 8]

Anemone: Hey everybody today my brother Turtle pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.

Anemone: The benefits of this would be I would get pushed way less.

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Peril: Turtle, what do you look for in a friend?

Turtle: Someone loud and fiery.

Turtle: Someone has to tell the waiter that I said no onions, and it's not going to be me.

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Blue: Do you have a self-care routine?

Sundew: "Keep going, bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Tsunami: Once I overheard Kestrel and Glory having a fight like this-

[flashback]

Kestrel: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Glory: Kestrel of the SkyWings

[End Flashback]

Tsunami: To this day I still laugh out loud whenever I think of it.

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Clay: Can I have a bite?

Tsunami, her mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Snowfall: I'm so sleep deprived that I can't even regrender my chorf.

Lynx:

Snowfall: I don't even know what I was trying to say.

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Qibli: I know we're just friends, but I'm sensing some subtext from Winter...

Kinkajou: Ah, subtext: famously the gayest of all texts.

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Starflight: Sometimes you ask too much of people.

Mastermind: I do? Give me fourteen examples.

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Kestrel: If you don't stop that RIGHT NOW, I will wash out your mouth with soap.

Tsunami: Yum! Can't wait!

Webs: [quietly] what the fuck.

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Winter: *standing up* I'm going to get water

Qibli: You want that ocean sauce? That boneless ice juice?

Winter: Please don't ever open your mouth again, thanks.

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Blue: Don't kill a spider! What if it has a family?

Swordtail, waving a flyswatter: I'LL KILL ITS FAMILY TOO

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Kinkajou: What would you do if you could turn invisible?

Winter: I'd like to spend time in nature. I could easily watch the birds and animals without scaring them and it would be great for researching scavengers.

Qibli: Set up trip wires everywhere