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Jerboa: You know, one of the reasons I live 914 miles from civilization is that I'm kind of allergic to other people's drama.

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Qibli: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Winter: Please, not this again.

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Qibli: After lots of soul-searching, I have decided I would like to have more money.

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Sundew: I love that babies ball their talons up into fists all the time

Sundew: Bumblebee, you can't even fly yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?

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Winter: Your manners shock and astound me.

Qibli, eating a kitkat sideways: I realize this and I don't care.

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Glory: Deathbringer sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".

Jambu: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?

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Turtle: Hey, just put the knife down.

Anemone: No. It's my knife, I'll do what I want with it.

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Winter: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd.

Kinkajou: You say "you people" like you're not part of the friend group. Well, I've got news for you, Winter. You're already on the Christmas card!

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Moon: Wait, are you frightened of your own mother?

Winter: Of course. Isn't everyone?

Kinkajou: I don't have one.

Qibli: Mine was an assassin who sold me to Thorn.

Turtle: Mine doesn't know my name.

Peril: Mine was killed.

Moon:

Moon: Okay.

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Moon: This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. You realize you've made yourself 68?

Kinkajou: I know, I goofed it.

Moon: What do you need a fake ID for anyway?

Kinkajou: So I can pet all the sloths at Petco.

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Clay: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Peril: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

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Foeslayer, to Darkstalker: We're not mad, just disappointed.

Arctic: No, we are mad.

Foeslayer: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Arctic: No, we're not.

Foeslayer: I'm not a mind reader, Arctic!

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Qibli: *steals some of Winter's fries at dinner*

Winter: *quietly puts away engagement ring*

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Scarlet: This picture makes me look terrible!

Tourmaline: Then you should be happy the photographer captured the real you.

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Lynx: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming off as distinctly paranoid.

Snowfall: Everyone keeps saying that. It's like a conspiracy.

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Kinkajou: Winter told me to grow up and I was speechless.

Kinkajou: It's kinda hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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Cricket: You know, in a sense, Blue and I have literally fallen for each other.

Cricket: We met when he fell over my school's wall. And now we have a stolen baby and are wanted fugitives running away from a genocidal dictator. It's funny how life works, right?

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Cricket: Are you sure that's a wise decision?

Swordtail: I never made a wise decision in my life, and never will.

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Winter: Moon, tell Qibli that he's an idiot, but I still love him.

Moon: Why don't you tell him yourself?

Winter: We're in a fight.

Moon: You're spooning him right now.

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Winter: Kinkajou, I need you to talk me out of kissing Qibli.

Kinkajou: Yeah, sure, okay.

Winter: Because he's probably a good kisser...

Kinkajou: You never know until you try.

Winter: KINKAJOU -