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Clay: I'm getting seriously worried about you. Last week, when I asked you for help, you asked where I'd "stowed the body for now".

Peril: You had a knife.

Clay: I was cooking!

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Sundew: For this mission, we need to go undercover

Cricket: Like we're secret agents?

Sundew: Sure

Cricket: Awesome. I used to want to be a secret agent. I read all the espionage novels when I was younger, I even had a secret identity growing up! When we went out in public, Cadelle would say I was someone else's kid.

Sundew: Cricket's frankly sad upbringing aside, we need this to go smoothly.

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Lynx: So what do you do if you get attacked and you don't have a weapon?

Snowfall: I always have a dagger with me.

Lynx: Even in the shower?

Snowfall: Yes, that's where I keep my shower dagger.

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Winter: I swear, I'm going to kill Qibli!

Moon: [sighs] Okay. Now imagine a world without him.

Winter:

Winter, blinking back tears: Why would you say that?

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Sundew: Here's your fruit cup

Bumblebee, trying to repeat: F*ck up??

Sundew: Yes- Wait what-

Bumblebee: F*ck up??

Sundew: No, it's fruit. Cup.

Bumblebee: F*ck up

Sundew:

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Glory: Uno is based on luck.

Glory: Unless I win. Then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius.

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Sunny: Why are you so sassy all the time?

Glory: It's a coping mechanism.

Sunny: Oh, I'm so-

Glory: I'm coping with how impulsive all of you are.

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Winter, lying next to Qibli, who is asleep: Nice.

Qibli, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Winter]

Winter, holding back tears: N I C E.

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Smolder: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one.

Smolder: Mannerliness it is.

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Qibli: I was arrested for being too cool

Winter: The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.

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Whiteout: Brother, there's a monster under my bed.

Darkstalker: Can't be scarier than the monster under our roof.

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Tundra: I treat my dragonets as they deserve.

Winter: Hailstorm got 100 gold for his hatching day.

Tundra: Befitting a dragonet of his rank.

Winter: You got me a scroll called 'How Not to Disappoint Your Parents'.

Tundra: As you deserve.

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Arctic: I wish you never hatched!

Darkstalker: Then you shouldn't have gotten so carried away all those years ago, right?

Arctic:

Arctic: Go to your room

Darkstalker: My pleasure.

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[dinner under the mountain]

Dune: You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Glory: You're right. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Tsunami: But we never are.

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Clay: I think I need attention.

Sunny: *hugs him*

Clay: That was really sweet, Sunny, but I should be more specific. I need medical attention.

Clay: I just got stabbed.

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Kinkajou: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE AND NOTHING IS REAL

Turtle: Kinkajou, calm down

Moon: Let her panic, she just found out that bees don't have lungs

Turtle: Oh, that's all, I was worri- Bees don't have WHAT?

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Qibli: Is dipping marshmallows in pickle juice worth being cancelled over?

Winter: Genuinely? No. Morally? Abso-fucking-lutely I'm calling the police

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Swordtail: Alright, I got the box, we're going to put everything we love in the box

Cricket: Can I put Bumblebee in the box?

Swordtail: No

Sundew: Can I put Bumblebee in the box?

Swordtail: No

Blue: Can I put Bumblebee in the box?

Swordtail: Nobody is putting Bumblebee in the box.

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Qibli, to himself: I love Winter so much, he's become such an important part of my life. I wouldn't be the same without him. How can I convey that to him?

Qibli:

Qibli: [sends Winter a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM]

Qibli: Perfect.

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Starflight: Terrible scroll, wasn't it?

Clay: Yes, it tasted horrible

Starflight:

Starflight: What.

A.N.: "Instead of lungs, honey bees have thin-walled air sacs at various places along the tracheae. The sacs are located throughout the bee's body, including the head, thorax, abdomen, and legs. Those in the abdomen are especially large, while the others are smaller." (Burlew, 2020)

https://americanbeejournal.com/respiration-and-circulation-in-honey-bees/