at least the google doc for my memes is only 40 pages long now

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Winter: How's the sexiest person here~?

Moon: I don't know, how is he~?

Winter, flustered: I-

Qibli, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Thorn: Fuck.

Smolder: We've got to work on your cursing.

Thorn: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Snowfall, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Lynx: But – that's just a trash can.

Snowfall: It sure is!

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Qibli: Top 30 reasons why Qibli is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Winter: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Thorn: We need to get through this locked door. Six-claws, give me your credit card.

Six-claws: Here.

Thorn, pocketing it: Thanks. Qibli, kick down the door.

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Clearsight: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that dragons insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Darkstalker:

Fathom:

Indigo:

Everyone Else At Clearsight's Surprise Hatching Day Party:

Darkstalker: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your cake first.

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Darkstalker: My life is a progress bar that never actually ends.

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Winter: You're pretty dumb.

Qibli: Thank you.

Winter: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Qibli: All I heard was "You're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives in life.

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Peril: So, Turtle, I have realized that you're a dragon, and you have...

Peril: *looks at smudged writing on her talon*

Peril: ...Felines?

Turtle:...

Peril: Oh, oh feelings! Feelings.

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Sunny: What are you doing?

Stonemover: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.

Sunny: You're yelling at your reflection.

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Sunny: How's the scales?

Stonemover: My scales are great. Getting harder to move all the time.

Sunny:...

Stonemover:... Just trying to lighten the mood.

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Thorn, to Six-claws: We're in the Stronghold with no backup.

Qibli: I'm backup!

Thorn: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

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Lynx: Did you have any trouble with your paperwork, Snowfall?

Snowfall: Piece of cake.

Lynx: You didn't do it, did you?

Snowfall: I don't even know where my pen is.

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Peril: I'm literally hanging on by a thread.

Clay: I'm telling you, you should try this applesauce. That thread will turn into a rope

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Qibli, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

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Clay: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Clay: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Thorn: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.

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Qibli: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.

Moon: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the history classroom.

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Thorn: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Qibli: It was me...

Thorn: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Qibli: I know one person who finds me funny!

Winter: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Qibli: Okay then I'm out.

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