at least the google doc for my memes is only 40 pages long now
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Winter: How's the sexiest person here~?
Moon: I don't know, how is he~?
Winter, flustered: I-
Qibli, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Thorn: Fuck.
Smolder: We've got to work on your cursing.
Thorn: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Snowfall, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Lynx: But – that's just a trash can.
Snowfall: It sure is!
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Qibli: Top 30 reasons why Qibli is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Winter: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Thorn: We need to get through this locked door. Six-claws, give me your credit card.
Six-claws: Here.
Thorn, pocketing it: Thanks. Qibli, kick down the door.
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Clearsight: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that dragons insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Darkstalker:
Fathom:
Indigo:
Everyone Else At Clearsight's Surprise Hatching Day Party:
Darkstalker: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your cake first.
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Darkstalker: My life is a progress bar that never actually ends.
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Winter: You're pretty dumb.
Qibli: Thank you.
Winter: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Qibli: All I heard was "You're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives in life.
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Peril: So, Turtle, I have realized that you're a dragon, and you have...
Peril: *looks at smudged writing on her talon*
Peril: ...Felines?
Turtle:...
Peril: Oh, oh feelings! Feelings.
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Sunny: What are you doing?
Stonemover: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
Sunny: You're yelling at your reflection.
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Sunny: How's the scales?
Stonemover: My scales are great. Getting harder to move all the time.
Sunny:...
Stonemover:... Just trying to lighten the mood.
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Thorn, to Six-claws: We're in the Stronghold with no backup.
Qibli: I'm backup!
Thorn: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
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Lynx: Did you have any trouble with your paperwork, Snowfall?
Snowfall: Piece of cake.
Lynx: You didn't do it, did you?
Snowfall: I don't even know where my pen is.
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Peril: I'm literally hanging on by a thread.
Clay: I'm telling you, you should try this applesauce. That thread will turn into a rope
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Qibli, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Clay: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Clay: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Thorn: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
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Qibli: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Moon: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the history classroom.
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Thorn: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Qibli: It was me...
Thorn: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Qibli: I know one person who finds me funny!
Winter: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Qibli: Okay then I'm out.
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