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Qibli: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Moon: *reaches for the butter*

Winter: *also reaches for the butter*

...

Umber: *running through the door, holding a stick of butter* Qibli needed something?

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Peril, after not being able to talk Winter down from a fight, and nearly killing him as a result: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Kinkajou: What's your life motto?

Qibli: Single and ready to mingle.

Winter: Bi and ready to die.

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Kinkajou: How do you all like to eat your food?

Turtle: Raw!

Winter: Frozen!

Umber: Toasted!

Peril: Roasted to a crisp! Not like I have...a choice or anything.

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Lynx: Okay, truth or dare?

Snowfall: Truth

Lynx: How many hours have you slept this week?

Snowfall:

Snowfall: ... Dare

Lynx: Sleep

Snowfall: I don't like this game.

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Glory: Deathbringer, you've got that face on again.

Deathbringer: What face, my queen?

Glory: The "She's hot when she's clever" face.

Deathbringer: This is my normal face.

Glory: Yes it is.

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Winter, entering Turtle's room: Peril did it again.

Turtle: Peace disturbance?

Winter: What no-

Turtle: Arson..?

Winter: No, three moons, how many-

Turtle: uh....Attempted murder?

Winter: NO, SHE SET MY HOMEWORK ON FIRE AGAIN, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Glory: I want to kiss you.

Deathbringer, not paying attention for once: What?

Glory: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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Thorn: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Qibli, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.

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Blue, hungover: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Luna: You were flirting with Cricket.

Blue: So what? She's my partner.

Luna: You asked her if she was single.

Blue:

Luna: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Winter: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Moon periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Winter: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Strongwings: Are you ready to commit?

Fierceteeth: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Qibli: Made you all playlists!

Qibli: Winter, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark and frustrated like your soul.

Qibli:Turtle, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression and insecurities.

Qibli: And Kinkajou has the ABBA Gold album.

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Turtle: Pros and cons of dating me.

Turtle: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Turtle: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Kinkajou: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Turtle: Oh. We're going out?

Kinkajou: Wh...

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Glory, to her subjects: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump off of the platform.

Deathbringer:...We're on the ground floor.

Glory: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Foeslayer: Hey, are you okay?

Arctic: Yeah.

Foeslayer: You don't look okay...

Arctic: Then stop looking.

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Peril: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Clay: Three words.

Peril:

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Glory: I prevented a murder today.

Deathbringer: Really? How'd you do that?

Glory: Self control.

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Lynx: Don't stay up all night, Snowfall. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat the palace because you thought it was a snow cone.

*A/N Somewhere while all the wacky arc 3 stuff is happening, Starflight is probably grading an essay with Fatespeaker. Kinkajou and Turtle are probably hanging out after doing their homework.