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Sunny: You make such a positive impact in this world just by being authentically you. Remember that.

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Moon, meeting the Jade Winglet: How would you describe yourself?

Qibli: Verbally, but I've also prepared an interpretive dance number.

Kinkajou, doing the cha cha slide:

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Sunny: That is so rude.

Tsunami: Ru- do you just walk around all day worrying about other people's feelings?

Sunny: Yes! Don't you?

Tsunami: No!

Tsunami: How do you get anything done?

Sunny: It's hard.

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Turtle's wedding speech

Turtle: Today, I was lucky enough to marry my best friend-

Kinkajou: *blushing*

Qibli: *horrified gasp*

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Qibli: Remember at our wedding, when you said you'd take me for better or for worse from that day forward until death shall part us?

Winter:

Winter: What did you do?

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A snowflake: *lands on Peril's talon*

Peril: Oh, that's nice :)

The snowflake: *melts*

Peril: Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

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Stonemover: Okay, hear me out. Laying on the street and a cart runs me over.

Stonemover: I think I need that right now.

Sunny: ... Dad... I don't think... no.

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Moonwatcher, 5012 A.S. : When in doubt, go to the library.

Morrowseer, 5000 A.S. : When in doubt, make shit up.

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Winter: *sipping his tea* I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you.

Qibli: It's rather early in the morning for self-pity, Winter.

Winter: *spits out his tea*

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Bumblebee : *wailing*

Sundew *holding Bumblebee* : What is your fucking problem?

Cricket : Maybe you should try singing to her

Sundew *starts rocking her* : 🎶What is your fucking problem🎶

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Turtle: Peril we need to talk about--

Peril: The kitchen was already on fire when I got here.

Turtle: What?

Peril: What?

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Foeslayer: You know, you could spend the rest of the day being bitter about this-

Arctic: Yes.

Foeslayer: ...

Foeslayer: I was going to say "or", but clearly, it doesn't matter.

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Glory: Hey Webs.

Webs: Yes?

Glory: Can a SeaWing breathe in a washing machine while it's on?

Webs: ...

Glory: ...

Webs: Glory, where's Tsunami?

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Ruby: I'm the queen now, Vermilion.

Vermilion: A bit of a shame Mother didn't see it before she died.

Ruby: It's okay. Mother always looks up on us.

Vermilion: ... "looks up" ?

Ruby: Yes.

Ruby: She's in hell for sure.

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Anemone: When you love something very much, you never forget about it.

Turtle:

Turtle: Mom forgot me in the mall once...

Anemone: Because I'M the favorite dragonet :)

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Clay: I've got a big problem!

Starflight: Oooh, math or real life?

Clay: Why would I have a big math problem?

Starflight: I've seen it happen.

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Peril: I'm in a horrible mood today, so everyone better beware!

Peril: ...

Peril: Nobody recognizes my hints to treat me with affection.

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Snowfall: I'm not an early bird or a night owl.

Snowfall: I'm some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon.

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Glory: Okay, before we begin, does anyone have any questions?

Starflight: Is this legal?

Glory:

Glory: Any relevant questions?

Clay: Can we stop for food on our way?

Glory: Absolutely.

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Smolder: *crying over Palm's death*

Blaze: I know you're sad and all but I got to know what eyeliner you use! You've been crying for an hour and it's not even smudged!

Smolder, sniffling: It's sharpie.