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Sunny: Please be gentle with yourself this week. You deserve to rest and look after yourself regardless of how much you get done.

Sunny: Please try not to be so harsh on yourself about anything you couldn't do last week. You're doing your best and I'm proud of you.

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Sunny: *holding the big stick* I call it The Shusher.

Antagonist: Why do you call it the Shusher?

Sunny: *smacks Antagonist on the head with the stick* SHUSH!

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Turtle, depressed, lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle

Kinkajou joining him on the floor and hugging him: Good, I like pasta

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Arctic: Let me tuck you in, Darkstalker.

Darkstalker:

Darkstalker: You're holding a shovel.

Arctic: Yes, I'll spread the dirt as evenly as possible, I promise.

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Willow: Reasons for us to get married?

Sundew: Firmly saying "That's my wife!" before knocking someone out in one punch

Sundew: And love.

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Turtle: Do you ever just sometimes get the urge to walk into the ocean with the hope that you can survive indefinitely in the depths to escape your deadlines?

Qibli: Turtle, are you okay?

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Clay: We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

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Sundew: If there are trees, you aren't alone.

Blue: I can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.

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Peril: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

Peril: *throws a crocodile at Scarlet*

Peril: Take that!

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Indigo: Why do you have a diary?

Darkstalker: To keep secrets from my talisman.

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Moon: Just be yourself

Winter: Be myself? Moon, I have one day to win over Queen Thorn, she's basically Qibli's mom.

Winter: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Turtle: Couple weeks

Kinkajou: Six months

Peril: Jury's still out

Winter: See, Moon? Be myself, what kind of garbage advice is that?

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Kestrel: I can't tell any of the dragonets apart half the time because I don't go by height, age, or appearance.

Kestrel: I go by who's a pain in my ass.

Kestrel: Which makes them all identical.

Glory: Hey! Fuck you!

Kestrel: Except for Glory.

Glory: Thank you.

Kestrel: She's the fucking worst of them all.

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Turtle: So I hear you have a boyfriend.

Moon, panicking: *reflexively holds up peace sign*

Kinkajou: Two boyfriends?!

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Darkstalker: Hocus-pocus. Animus magic sounds. Et cetera.

Stonemover: *screams in terror*

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Moon: Wait, are you holding Qibli's talon?

Winter: Yeah...

Moon: Why are you holding his talon while you're kissing me?!

Winter: What's wrong with that?

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Hemlock: Listen, Sundew, I'm not the kind of father who, you know, does things...or says stuff...or looks at you... But the love is there. Happy hatching day.

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Stonemover: Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my stone scales have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.

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Sunny: What are the rules of Monopoly?

Glory: If the game lasts over 4 hours you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.

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Glory: I have a job for you,

Deathbringer: You give me a name, I'll give you a corpse

Glory:... Deathbringer we've talked about this

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Moon: Did you not have a happy childhood?

Qibli: My favorite toy was a knife, you finish the puzzle.

A/N: I'm sorry, I accidentally published the draft after this one, so enjoy this one as well :)

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