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Sunny: Please be gentle with yourself this week. You deserve to rest and look after yourself regardless of how much you get done.
Sunny: Please try not to be so harsh on yourself about anything you couldn't do last week. You're doing your best and I'm proud of you.
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Sunny: *holding the big stick* I call it The Shusher.
Antagonist: Why do you call it the Shusher?
Sunny: *smacks Antagonist on the head with the stick* SHUSH!
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Turtle, depressed, lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle
Kinkajou joining him on the floor and hugging him: Good, I like pasta
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Arctic: Let me tuck you in, Darkstalker.
Darkstalker:
Darkstalker: You're holding a shovel.
Arctic: Yes, I'll spread the dirt as evenly as possible, I promise.
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Willow: Reasons for us to get married?
Sundew: Firmly saying "That's my wife!" before knocking someone out in one punch
Sundew: And love.
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Turtle: Do you ever just sometimes get the urge to walk into the ocean with the hope that you can survive indefinitely in the depths to escape your deadlines?
Qibli: Turtle, are you okay?
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Clay: We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
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Sundew: If there are trees, you aren't alone.
Blue: I can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.
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Peril: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!
Peril: *throws a crocodile at Scarlet*
Peril: Take that!
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Indigo: Why do you have a diary?
Darkstalker: To keep secrets from my talisman.
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Moon: Just be yourself
Winter: Be myself? Moon, I have one day to win over Queen Thorn, she's basically Qibli's mom.
Winter: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Turtle: Couple weeks
Kinkajou: Six months
Peril: Jury's still out
Winter: See, Moon? Be myself, what kind of garbage advice is that?
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Kestrel: I can't tell any of the dragonets apart half the time because I don't go by height, age, or appearance.
Kestrel: I go by who's a pain in my ass.
Kestrel: Which makes them all identical.
Glory: Hey! Fuck you!
Kestrel: Except for Glory.
Glory: Thank you.
Kestrel: She's the fucking worst of them all.
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Turtle: So I hear you have a boyfriend.
Moon, panicking: *reflexively holds up peace sign*
Kinkajou: Two boyfriends?!
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Darkstalker: Hocus-pocus. Animus magic sounds. Et cetera.
Stonemover: *screams in terror*
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Moon: Wait, are you holding Qibli's talon?
Winter: Yeah...
Moon: Why are you holding his talon while you're kissing me?!
Winter: What's wrong with that?
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Hemlock: Listen, Sundew, I'm not the kind of father who, you know, does things...or says stuff...or looks at you... But the love is there. Happy hatching day.
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Stonemover: Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my stone scales have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.
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Sunny: What are the rules of Monopoly?
Glory: If the game lasts over 4 hours you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.
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Glory: I have a job for you,
Deathbringer: You give me a name, I'll give you a corpse
Glory:... Deathbringer we've talked about this
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Moon: Did you not have a happy childhood?
Qibli: My favorite toy was a knife, you finish the puzzle.
A/N: I'm sorry, I accidentally published the draft after this one, so enjoy this one as well :)
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