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Cricket: I'm having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult.

Sundew: We've been here for HOURS. Please, just pick a plant already.

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Winter: You can tell that a story is written by an only child when they write siblings calling each other "bro" or "sis". It's so unrealistic. Isn't that right, Icicle?

Icicle: Get out of my room before I freeze off your horns and beat you with them, you living disappointment.

Winter: See?

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Qibli: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the 'B' out of our bromance

Winter, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess

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Glory: I cannot believe you just ate that...

Clay: It said "free samples."

Glory: IT WAS LIPSTICK!

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Hailstorm: Why are you two holding talons?

Lynx: Oh, we heard it helps relieve stress.

Hailstorm: Really? I thought you two were dating.

Snowfall: Oh, we are, but we're also really, really stressed.

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Peril: I want a bf...

Clay: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend, or bread feast because you're being really vague here.

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Sora: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Clay says nice things to me every day and his brotherly love protects me.

Winter: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Icicle says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.

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Sunny: There is much talk about how it's okay to have a bad day or a bad week or a bad month...

Sunny: And I want to add that it is also okay to have a bad year or several bad years.

Sunny: It's okay if it takes you longer than a day or a week to work through your problems - and even if you've been struggling for years, that doesn't mean your entire life is doomed. Sometimes it takes a year, or two years, or five years or more to get better and that is okay.

Sunny: It's okay if your recovery takes time. It doesn't mean you're failing.

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Sunny: What if I were evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds?

Thorn: My arms are strong. I would catch you and hug you.

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Qibli, about Moon: You know when you love someone and it's just like... I would like to make some soup for you.

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Qibli: *staring at Winter*

Kinkajou: Your gay is showing.

Qibli: Bi, actually.

Kinkajou: Well, if you don't hurry up and make a move, you'll be all 'Bi' yourself.

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Qibli: You know you're not my mom, right?

Thorn: You stop acting like my dragonet, I'll stop acting like your mother.

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Lynx: Are you even getting enough sleep?

Snowfall, surrounded by paperwork: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.

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Sunny, after one lizard: Phew. I'm full, I'm going to stop eating.

Clay: I've heard of people doing that but I thought it was just an urban legend.

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Moon: It's pride month! You know what that means.

Kinkajou: I can eat as many skittles as I want?

Moon: What? No! What has Qibli been telling you?

Qibli, walking in, pouring skittles in his mouth: Taste the rainbow, friends.

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Kinkajou: What are you bringing to the party?

Winter: My negative attitude and sparkling personality

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Winter: Darling, sweetie, love of my life-

Qibli: You're angry with me, aren't you?

Winter: Absolutely livid

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Peril, at Ruby: Please stop accusing me for murder.

Peril: Just because I have killed more than 1,846 dragons doesn't mean I killed that specific one.

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Fatespeaker: I just had a thought.

Flame: I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

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Blue: I can't find Swordtail, have you seen him?

Luna: He drank 4 cups of coffee in one sitting and thought he heard the birds outside talking shit about him.

Swordtail, from outside: *muffled shouting* WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!

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