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Peril: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Turtle: That's called arson, and those people are witnesses.

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Vulture: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Qibli: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Qibli: It's spiritually healing.

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Qibli: Winter and I-

Kinkajou: Are getting married?

Qibli: No, we-

Kinkajou, pulling out a binder: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.

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Swordtail: I made coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

Cricket, taking notes: Huh. How do you feel?

Swordtail: My heart stopped beating two hours ago

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Indigo: when you said you're magic in bed this isn't exactly what I was expect-

Fathom: [holding up a card] Is this your card?

Indigo: [softly] Holy shit

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Winter: I'm asking for your permission to date your subordinate.

Thorn:

Thorn: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no. Defeat me in talon-to-talon combat first then we'll talk.

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Anemone: So...

Anemone: ...you're grounding me...because I'm the strongest sibling?

Tsunami: No! I'm grounding you because you performed a FLYING SKULL CRUSHER ON YOUR BROTHER.

Turtle: [screams in agony]

Turtle: MY SPLEEN

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Cricket: Are you high?

Swordtail, throwing signs while carrying Blue: What?

Cricket: High?

Swordtail: Hello.

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Moonwatcher: Darkstalker, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Darkstalker: Use magic to control other dragons.

Moonwatcher: And what did you do?

Darkstalker: Use magic to control other dragons.

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Sundew: This bloodline ends with me.

Belladonna: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Peril: I've killed more dragons than I can count!

Peril: Because I've killed a lot of dragons.

Peril: Not because I can't count very high.

Turtle: Aren't you a student at JMA despite being older than most of the teachers?

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Clay: So, Peril! What's your type?

Peril: Brown scales, muscles, too bad he's pretty oblivious.

Clay: That kinda sounds like me, too bad we're just friends, though!

Peril: Did I mention oblivious?

Clay: Yeah?

Peril: Okay. Just making sure.

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Cricket: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Sundew: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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The DoD: Blaze is too silly to be queen.

Glacier: Excuse me this is my emotional support bimbo.

Glacier: But yes, she is.

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Exquisite: I didn't choose the sloth lady life. The crazy sloth lady life chose me.

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Tundra: My husband and I decided we don't want to have dragonets.

Narwhal: We will be telling them tonight.

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Winter: Money absolutely does not buy happiness.

Qibli: You're probably just spending it wrong. Give it to me, and I'll show you how it's done.

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Tsunami: You ate the entire tube of cookie dough?

Clay: If it makes you feel better it was over a long period of time and not in one go like a pint of ice cream

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Blue: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Cricket: [sighs] Sundew

Sundew: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Swordtail, wiping away a tear: Inspirational

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Sundew, in the Poison Jungle: Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Ab-so-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Swordtail.

Swordtail *leaning closer to the venus dragontrap*: Sorry, what?