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Cricket, Blue: Actual parent (adoption is legit!)
Sundew: Wine aunt and food provider
Luna, Willow: Great at babysitting
Io: Mediocre at babysitting
Swordtail: The house is on fire, has accidentally committed property damage 11 times in an hour.
Bumblebee: Is the baby
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Snowfall: Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
Lynx: Did anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
Snowfall: Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?
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Snowfall: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
Lynx, ready for a hug: Hi
Enchanted ring: *Glittering smugly and ominously*
Snowfall, sweating: Sh*t.
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Snowfall: Yeah, I don't like people.
Lynx: Oh, well now that's not fair Snowfall. Have you met all of them?
Snowfall: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
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Snowfall: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
A Silkwing refugee from Pantala: Don't you mean cards?
Lynx: She did not.
Snowfall, drawing knives: I did not.
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Snowfall: In the light of how you helped me tonight, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lynx: Forty-five seconds?!?!
Snowfall: NO! FOUR TO FI-
Lynx: [throwing her wings around Snowfall] No take backs!
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Snowfall: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Lynx
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Snowfall: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Lynx: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my wings so I can feel whole again.
Snowfall: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Lynx: Is it working?
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Lynx: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like.
Snowfall: That could be anyone.
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Cricket: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Blue: There are no books in Misbehavor's Way.
Cricket: *nods* Thank you.
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Swordtail: Today I had 800mg of caffeine, flew across the continent while carrying my friend for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but do I walk it hard, Blue.
Blue:
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Cricket: *seductively takes off glasses*
Cricket: Wow...
Blue: *blushes* Haha... what?
Cricket: You're really blurry
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[at Misbehavor's Way]
Blue, acting tough: what are you here for?
Cricket: I graffitied eleven statues and distributed more than a hundred anti-Wasp pamphlets.
Blue: e-eleven?
Cricket: what about you?
Blue, tearing up: j-jaywalking.
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"Can I copy the homework?"
Blue: I can help you with it!
Luna: Why not.
Sundew: lol nope
Swordtail: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Snowfall: *Read 5:55pm*
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Sundew: I will put my A down to make "A"
Blue: I will add to your A and make "AT"
Swordtail: I will add onto your AT to make "RAT"
Cricket: I will add onto your RAT to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Sundew: *flips the board*
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Blue, wearing Cricket's glasses: So how do I look?
Cricket: I have no idea.
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Winter: Someone will die.
Qibli: Of fun!
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Glory: You kill people for money?!
Deathbringer: I can explain!
Glory: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Glory: Do you take constructive criticism?
Deathbringer: I only take cash or credit.
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Qibli: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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