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Cricket, Blue: Actual parent (adoption is legit!)

Sundew: Wine aunt and food provider

Luna, Willow: Great at babysitting

Io: Mediocre at babysitting

Swordtail: The house is on fire, has accidentally committed property damage 11 times in an hour.

Bumblebee: Is the baby

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Snowfall: Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.

Lynx: Did anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?

Snowfall: Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?

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Snowfall: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Lynx, ready for a hug: Hi

Enchanted ring: *Glittering smugly and ominously*

Snowfall, sweating: Sh*t.

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Snowfall: Yeah, I don't like people.

Lynx: Oh, well now that's not fair Snowfall. Have you met all of them?

Snowfall: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

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Snowfall: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

A Silkwing refugee from Pantala: Don't you mean cards?

Lynx: She did not.

Snowfall, drawing knives: I did not.

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Snowfall: In the light of how you helped me tonight, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Lynx: Forty-five seconds?!?!

Snowfall: NO! FOUR TO FI-

Lynx: [throwing her wings around Snowfall] No take backs!

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Snowfall: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Lynx

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Snowfall: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Lynx: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my wings so I can feel whole again.

Snowfall: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Lynx: Is it working?

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Lynx: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like.

Snowfall: That could be anyone.

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Cricket: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Blue: There are no books in Misbehavor's Way.

Cricket: *nods* Thank you.

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Swordtail: Today I had 800mg of caffeine, flew across the continent while carrying my friend for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but do I walk it hard, Blue.

Blue:

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Cricket: *seductively takes off glasses*

Cricket: Wow...

Blue: *blushes* Haha... what?

Cricket: You're really blurry

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[at Misbehavor's Way]

Blue, acting tough: what are you here for?

Cricket: I graffitied eleven statues and distributed more than a hundred anti-Wasp pamphlets.

Blue: e-eleven?

Cricket: what about you?

Blue, tearing up: j-jaywalking.

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"Can I copy the homework?"

Blue: I can help you with it!

Luna: Why not.

Sundew: lol nope

Swordtail: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Snowfall: *Read 5:55pm*

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Sundew: I will put my A down to make "A"

Blue: I will add to your A and make "AT"

Swordtail: I will add onto your AT to make "RAT"

Cricket: I will add onto your RAT to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

Sundew: *flips the board*

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Blue, wearing Cricket's glasses: So how do I look?

Cricket: I have no idea.

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Winter: Someone will die.

Qibli: Of fun!

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Glory: You kill people for money?!

Deathbringer: I can explain!

Glory: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Glory: Do you take constructive criticism?

Deathbringer: I only take cash or credit.

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Qibli: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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