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Winter: I've been slowly dropping subtle hints that I like Qibli.

Qibli: *walks in*

Winter: Go away.

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Deathbringer, with new sunglasses: Am I cool or what?

Glory: What

Deathbringer: I said-

Glory: I know what you said. What.

Deathbringer:

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Sundew: I'm bored. Let's play this fun game I just came up with.

Swordtail: What is it?

Sundew: Minute to Win It.

Blue: Oh, okay. What do we have to do?

Sundew: Break as many laws as possible in one minute.

Blue: ...

Swordtail: ...

Sundew: Whoever gets arrested first wins!

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Winter: Don't be so ridiculous, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Aww, but I'm so good at it!

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Qibli: Permission to punch the cop in the face?

Thorn: Permission denied.

Thorn: Reluctantly.

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Qibli: This is the grossest, most manipulative, most exploitative thing I have ever seen in my life.

Vulture: Thank you.

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Clay: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Peril: It's you.

Clay: What?

Peril: What?

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Foeslayer: We need to talk about your inability to open up emotionally.

Arctic, leaning out a window: Wow, it sure would be a shame if SOMEONE KIDNAPPED ME RIGHT NOW.

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Snowfall: *hasn't slept in 4 days*

Lynx: By the Great Ice Dragon, you look terrible.

Snowfall: So do you.

Lynx:

Snowfall:

Lynx:

Snowfall: I didn't mean that...

Lynx: I know, your Majesty.

Snowfall: You're amazing.

Lynx: Thank you, Snowfall.

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Winter: Qibli, I'm falling.

Qibli: For me?

Winter: No, off the bed. Stop pushing and taking up so much space.

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Tsunami: I've looked everywhere for my keys.

Glory: Everywhere?

Tsunami: Yes.

Glory: [opens drawer and pulls out keys]

Tsunami: That drawer was NOT there two minutes ago.

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Qibli, sweetly: Please let me go. I'm just an innocent little boy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Talons of Power member: How did you get out of those handcuffs?

Qibli, normal voice: Ah, just a trick I learned from my boss.

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Darkstalker: What was it you were hoping I'd bring to the table – quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake, Mother.

Foeslayer: Can we just have a normal family dinner for once?

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Sundew: You know what, guys? People always say that violence solves nothing, but that's just because they don't want you to stab them.

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Swordtail: I was in a race once

Swordtail: Well, I called it a race, they called it resisting arrest

Swordtail: They're just mad when they lose

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Winter: I wouldn't even date myself.

Qibli: Your standards must be impossibly high then.

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Indigo: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Darkstalker: You know, you're saying it so much that it's started to lose all its meaning.

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Glory: For someone who's seventy percent water, you don't look very refreshing.

Tsunami: BUUUURN!

Starflight: Water cannot be burned.

Tsunami:

Tsunami: EVAPORATEEEE!

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Moon: Qibli doesn't think straight when it comes to Winter.

Kinkajou:

Moon:

Kinkajou:

Moon: Okay, let me rephrase that.

Kinkajou: No, no, you're right.

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Swordtail: Don't go to the kitchen.

Sundew: Why?

Swordtail: I saw a spider.

Sundew: Well, did you kill it?

Swordtail: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...