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Peril: Everything's going to be fine! It's just a crush--

Clay: Hey, Peril!

Peril: I love you.

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Sundew: Can you do me a risky, potentially fatal favor without asking any questions?

Swordtail: Isn't that the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?

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Snowfall: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Lynx: ...No?

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Moon: Hey Winter, can you help me carry this box? It's really heavy.

Winter, picking up the box effortlessly: Nothing is heavier than the weight of my parent's expectations.

Moon: I'm now equally impressed and concerned.

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Qibli: I will have a date with my crush.

Winter: Oh, great, when?

Qibli: It depends. When are you free?

Winter: On Satur-- Oh.

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Glory: You know what? We read scrolls too, Starflight.

Starflight: Really? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Tsunami, narrowing her eyes: Don't fall for it, Glory. He's just making up words.

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Darkstalker: Well well well, if it isn't Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: But it is me.

Darkstalker: It's an expression-

Kinkajou: Your villain tricks won't work on me.

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Blue: Goodnight!

Cricket: Sleep tight.

Swordtail: Don't let the bedbugs-

Sundew: -crawl into your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Blue, Cricket, and Swordtail:

Swordtail: Sundew, what the fuck?

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Hawthorn: Other people may reject you, but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough, the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own.

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Fatespeaker: If I saw you going out with another person, I'd be pretty upset, but I'd accept it.

Starflight: Thank you, not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.

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Winter: Moons, I just realized. I had a terrible childhood.

Qibli: Yeah.

Moon: We know.

Winter: What do you mean, you know?

Qibli: I mean.. just look at you! Look at how you stand!

Moon: Yeah, people with good childhoods don't stand like that.

Qibli: We would know.

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Turtle: Normalize being out of the loop... like what the heck is even going on.

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Clearsight: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Darkstalker: Fake?

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Blue: *Holds the door open for Cricket* After you.

Cricket: *blushes* Oh, no, after you.

Sundew: *Pushes past both of them* After me.

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Cricket: Okay, time to get clever.

Sundew: Or failing that, violent.

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Snowfall: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Snowfall: [bites her pen]

Snowfall: This isn't a bagel.

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Tsunami: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "a".

Starflight: You thought you just did something, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without the first letter of the lexicon we use.

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Peril: You should identify yourself when you answer the phone.

Turtle: Sorry.

Turtle: Hello, major disappointment speaking.

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Snowfall: I identify... as tired.

Snowfall: I'm just tired.

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Kinkajou: Thanks for helping.

Turtle: No problem, I'm happy to help.

Kinkajou: You know, you're kinda cute.

Turtle: [blushes]

Anemone: [from the background] AND SINGLE!

Turtle: Thank you, Anemone.