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[Book 2]

Tsunami: What are you doing?

Clay: Nothing.

Glory, standing on Clay's shoulders: Yes, it's not like we could have been trying to stay out of the water, right?

Tsunami: ...Sure

Starflight, standing on Glory's shoulders: What she said.

Sunny, standing on Starflight's shoulders: Exactly, we're being perfectly normal.

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Sunny: Say no to drugs.

Glory: Say yes to drugs.

Starflight: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs. if you're talking to drugs, you're doing drugs.

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Kinkajou: If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?

Winter: I am actually begging you to shut up

Moon: Wait, let her finish.

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Qibli: I'm in this group for the same reason people visit the zoo.

Qibli: Oh! Shh, look at that!

Qibli: [turns to watch Kinkajou chase a screaming Winter]

Qibli: Nature is amazing.

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Qibli: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Moon: Have you ever been cheated on?

Qibli: I forgot some people were in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.

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Sundew: The only physical contact I tolerate is the feeling of my fist colliding with my opponent's jugular.

Cricket: Bumblebee is literally hugging you right now.

Sundew, hugging Bumblebee tighter: That is COMPLETELY different-

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Winter, at a mirror: You've got to get your shit together.

Winter: So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings.

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Turtle: Hey, bro.

Qibli: Yeah, bro ?

Turtle: Can you pass me that pamphlet thing?

Qibli: Brochure.

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Moon: I'm not helping you.

Darkstalker: Why not?

Moon:

Darkstalker: Is this because I didn't tell you the entire truth?

Moon: YES, YOU LIED! It was literally our last interaction!

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Anemone: You showed me how to make tea yesterday, so I have some hot tea with honey. Wanna try some?

Tamarin: That is just a cup of honey.

Anemone: Tea is gross.

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Qibli: Winter, would you like to maybe go out with me at some point?

Kinkajou, not looking up: Hell yes he would.

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Sundew: I don't even care about the law, I just do whatever feels good.

Cricket: So what's stopping you from going on a rampage?

Sundew: That's rude. People work hard for their stuff and need it. Wanton theft and destruction for no good reason destroys their efforts.

Cricket: So you don't care about the law, but you care about manners?

Sundew: Of course.

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Winter, sliding a photo across the table: I know we got off on a bad start, but I need you to kill this person.

Deathbringer:

Deathbringer: This is a picture of yourself

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Winter: I made a new friend.

Moon: Is that a cat?

Winter: Yes.

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Blue: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Cricket: A book a day keeps reality away.

Swordtail: An adventure a day keeps boredom away.

Sundew: A fight a day keeps idiots away.

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Lynx: Snowfall, you have to stop drinking all that coffee. Look, your talons are shaking.

Snowfall, severely sleep deprived: That's just my skeleton getting ready to hatch.

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Tsunami: I apologize for saying "fuck" earlier.

Sunny: You just said it again.

Tsunami: I am not a role model.

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Tsunami, to the Jade Winglet: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Tsunami: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

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Qibli: Thorn, you love me, right?

Thorn: I feel like this is going to grow into another one of your mishaps and I'm going to regret responding to it.

Thorn: But of course I do, kiddo. What do you need?

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Darkstalker: Two truths and a lie, let's go.

Darkstalker: I enchanted Indigo to get rid of her because she was threatening my relationship with Fathom.

Clearsight: Well, that's obviously not true. You wouldn't do that, right?

Darkstalker: I killed 3 people this year.

Clearsight: That's the lie. Definitely a lie.

Darkstalker: I have blue eyes.

Clearsight: ... Aren't your eyes black?